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[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Or you could just say it anyway? 💁🏽‍♀️

I hardly care if I ruin people’s days.

One thing about Florida I will say?

The police officers here are much cuter than in Buffalo. A lot easier to flirt with whenever they try to hit me with those speeding tickets. 😇

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Absolutely. But don’t forget, this is a team effort. I’ve got no doubt that you’re fully capable yourself.

Can’t wait. 😘

@wardlcws

I don’t know if I believe you. 🤔 You should probably come over and show me. Especially since I happen to be alone at the moment, imagine that.

…You know, for science.

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

I just might. Depending on what … conclusion we come to. I take the scientific method very seriously.

I’ll see you soon. 😌

@wardlcws

I don’t know if I believe you. 🤔 You should probably come over and show me. Especially since I happen to be alone at the moment, imagine that.

…You know, for science.

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Category is… Lil’ Bo Peep. 😌🐑✨

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

You can be. Unless you’d rather be an … anonymous source. 😇

I’m fine with either. I’ll leave the door unlocked.

@wardlcws

I don’t know if I believe you. 🤔 You should probably come over and show me. Especially since I happen to be alone at the moment, imagine that.

…You know, for science.

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

@wardlcws

I don’t know if I believe you. 🤔 You should probably come over and show me. Especially since I happen to be alone at the moment, imagine that.

…You know, for science.

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

🥱🥱🥱

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Like, comment and subscribe. 🤭🌸

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Think so?

My bar for friendship isn't very high. As long as you're not an idiot, we should get along just fine. 😌

One thing about Florida I will say?

The police officers here are much cuter than in Buffalo. A lot easier to flirt with whenever they try to hit me with those speeding tickets. 😇

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

God is indeed a woman. I won't hear any less.

One thing about Florida I will say?

The police officers here are much cuter than in Buffalo. A lot easier to flirt with whenever they try to hit me with those speeding tickets. 😇

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Freezing your tits off, I'm guessing?

whoever decided that February was the perfect time to have a ppv in Canada should be future endeavored immediately. 

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Only the nicest, if we're being honest. You've got quite the reputation. 😌

Please do. I love to be of service.

@wardlcws

Hey. You.

Nice suit. 😌

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Pretty sure I just made the best decision...let's say, ever? Yeah. Ever.

And I did aaaaaall on my own. ☺️ BRB, about to be the pure definition of "treat yourself".

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Better you than me.

Have fun with that.

Friendly reminder for this upcoming Valentine’s Day (and every day, really):

Once you realize the concept of love doesn’t exist, just the concept of fucking - your world becomes a lot more clear. It’s honest, it’s efficient. You get in and out with maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit. Love is something that people tell themselves they’re in, so they can get laid. Simple as that. That’s all it is. And if you believe otherwise, then you end up hurting each other, because you weren’t honest with yourself or each other and it was all based on lies to begin with.

Thank me later. I charge by the hour for any further tidbits of ✨wisdom✨.

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

It’s right up there with murder, I’d say. No need to google, though. All I had to do was ask. Namely, who the hot beefcake in the suit was. 😙

Absolutely offering. I’m a real team player. Even if you need those services off-the-clock? I’m your gal.

@wardlcws

Hey. You.

Nice suit. 😌

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

I am healthy.

I am wealthy.

I am rich.

I am that bitch.

[bcdgrlsdoitwcll]

Oh, so you know names…? That’s cute, Michael.

I don’t doubt that. You’re welcome.

If you’re ever in need of a shine touch-up, come find me, hm? ☺️

@wardlcws

Hey. You.

Nice suit. 😌