be-fae-do-crime
be-fae-do-crime
Satan's Cum
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Call me Cricket or Fish ❤︎ trannie (he/xe/it) ❤︎ I crochet and draw sometimes ❤︎ Lotta reblogs here, I tag undescribed stuff ❤︎ currently obsessed with: Tokyo mew mew ❤︎ pkmn irl sideblog: @kricketune-goon
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be-fae-do-crime · 24 minutes ago
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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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be-fae-do-crime · 33 minutes ago
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had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer
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be-fae-do-crime · 1 hour ago
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P4YPAL (donos) | KO-FI (donos + comms) | VGEN (comms) + TOS
Weighing out all my troubles is my absolute last resort option, but I really need some support.
There's not much i can say here that isn't said above, but this past few months I've repeatedly hit my absolute limit on what I can handle from living with my family. I'm both physically and mentally disabled (DID + fibro/CFS + others, if any of that matters) largely from their actions during my childhood, and needless to say, they don't offer much of a support network for me. I've been routinely exploited for their own benefit on multiple levels recently, and this accompanied further complex trauma processing has made my health decline. The only thing preventing me from reaching independence, besides disability and the hellish roadblock that is the SSI process, is the lack of support. Even if this isn't something I'm able to pursue immediately, just being able to build my savings and work towards this goal would be a huge feat for me. Thank you to anyone who considers helping me out in any way!
On the note of commissions: only pixel-type slots are open, as non-pixel work has been straining to my health the past month ( requires more hours sitting up straight using a tablet). Please also keep in mind that said chronic illness will affect the turnaround times. As always though, updates can be viewed on my Trello (linked in the TOS above).
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be-fae-do-crime · 1 hour ago
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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be-fae-do-crime · 1 hour ago
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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them
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be-fae-do-crime · 2 hours ago
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- Arts by @ut-against-genocide -
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- The real story owners Layan , Sarah and Adam.. This photo is from when they went to school despite the war. Here is also a full post about that with all the photos.
- I also share with you this drawing that my daughter Laian drew. -
📖 Our Story in Short...
We are a family of six, living through war and simply trying to survive.
Despite all the pain, we’re still standing, thanks to you and your generous donations.
🎓 We launched this campaign to secure our children’s education, so they don’t lose another year to this ongoing war. They deserve a future, not just survival.
🏠 Thanks to your support, we were able to rent a safe home instead of living in a tent on the street, surrounded by rats, insects, and fear.
Today, our children feel safe again. They finally have a clean place to sleep, study, and live.
💔 But all of this depends on you staying with us.
Please take a moment to read our story with care. Imagine our children as your own.
Donate with love and sincerity, and pray that we stay safe.
Let’s close this campaign together with your kindness and compassion. 🙏❤️
Donate with love for us♥️
Vetted ✅ #466 at @/gazavetters
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be-fae-do-crime · 10 hours ago
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Put me back in the water right now or ill die
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be-fae-do-crime · 15 hours ago
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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain
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be-fae-do-crime · 1 day ago
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Put me back in the water right now or ill die
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be-fae-do-crime · 1 day ago
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be-fae-do-crime · 1 day ago
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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.
Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.
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be-fae-do-crime · 1 day ago
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pomni... we need to cook
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be-fae-do-crime · 1 day ago
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To Whom It May Concern,
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Away from what is being reported in the media,
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The situation in Gaza🍉 is catastrophic in the literal sense.
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Every day, at least 100 martyrs fall — and the world knows nothing about them, half of whom perish while chasing the so-called American aid💔.
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There is no cash liquidity in the Strip, which has led to a severely inflated rise in prices — for example, one kilogram of sugar now costs $100.
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Hunger is ravaging the bodies of both children and adults. People are emaciated, and those with chronic illnesses are dying due to the lack of medication.
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In Gaza, obtaining a single kilogram of flour can cost you your life.
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What is happening in Gaza is beyond description, and what is being shown in the media does not represent even 1% of the reality.
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Gaza is dying out of the world’s sight.💔
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Reminder // I am writing this blog for my family. I am trying to get them to safety in the midst of war. With your help, I can do that. This is our campaign for anyone who wants to see it and donate with love for us.
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be-fae-do-crime · 2 days ago
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Wtf, Sisyphus????
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be-fae-do-crime · 2 days ago
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doing artfight again this year!!!
https://artfight.net/~richie
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be-fae-do-crime · 2 days ago
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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be-fae-do-crime · 2 days ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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