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this is entrapment

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

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Note that this is NOT about who you like to watch as entertainment, who you would want to have as a DM, who you'd like to meet the most, etc. Pick as if they're just some regular person you happen to know and you'll have to play through a campaign with them week after week.

Sorry if your favorite person isn't on here but there was exactly enough slots for all the people that have done three or more seasons. For anyone curious the ones that were on two seasons and therefore got left off are Mike Trapp, Lily Du, Ify Nwadiwe, Danielle Radford, and Carlos Luna. There are too many to list that were on just one.

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sam: do you know who 'jon' is?

my brain, immediately: JON? JON? JON? JON? JON? JON? JON?

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this is the funniest thing i've ever fucking seen. rob babygirl this is too silly

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Yeah, the “snack player” is cool and all, but what about the “DM wedding officiant player”?

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fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial

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everything can be an aromantic allegory if you try hard enough

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my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They���re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

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imagine getting banned from social media for saying what dinah did to ollie

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I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THIS

NASA SUPPORTS THE AROS 😭😭😭😭😭

THERE IS NO GREATER ARO WIN FOR THIS ARO ACE PHYSICIST

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IT IS NOT SELFISH TO FEEL LONELY

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Happy International Asexuality Day!