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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

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FARRYN WINS!

Congrats to this lovely satyr lady from the woods! She's proven her worth as a devoted lover, and won the tournament as The Best Wifeguy.

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hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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Clair de Lune Cleaners (14566 words) by PawPunk Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Legends of Avantris (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Farryn & Briggsy Kratch & Lethica Nightborne & Marius Renathyr & Jericho Sticks & Yorgrim Characters: Briggsy "The Kutlass" Kratch, Marius Renathyr, Jericho Sticks, Lethica Nightborne, Farryn of the Hartsblight, Yorgrim (Legends of Avantris), Phillip Druskenvald Additional Tags: Campaign: Edge of Midnight (Legends of Avantris), Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Human, Dark Comedy, Developing Friendships, Poverty, Animal Death, Child Death, Jericho Sticks is Autistic When Briggsy takes a job for a sketchy-looking cleaning company, he expects to do some hard work, earn an insultingly small paycheck, and slowly save up enough money to move out of his dad's basement. Instead, he finds himself wrapped up with five of the people he'd be least likely to be friends with in the world---and caught up in a system much more powerful than himself.

EoM modern/human AU.

My modern AU is finally done! @be-jargogled I believe you'll be wanting to see this?

Keep in mind that this fic is a dark comedy, so heed the warnings.

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lest this be lost in the bellicose noise of the day

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How do you feel about the Sabrina Carpenter discourse?

honestly extremely funny that people are so mad about an image that's so tame. people are talking about it like it's hardcore pussy out p o r n and then you google it and it actually looks like a perfume commercial that decided to get a tiny bit risqué

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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

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I genuinely have no patience for these clowns who are like "oh of COURSE it's fine for women to enjoy reading smut!!! but ugh not that icky smut that's BAD these poor LAMBS don't even KNOW what GOOD PORN is we have to show them the REAL erotica not that IDIOT SLOP that evil booktok has TRICKED them into liking because they're too INNOCENT to know any better we have to SAVE THEM they deserve REAL porn" god shut uppppppp and let people crank it to whatever they want to crank it to

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Speaking as a survivor of child sex abuse: the world would be a lot better if yall spent less time talking about the ways in which pedophiles should be punished and more time supporting survivors and preventing abuse

I get it, punishment can feel cathartic. I’ve certainly spent time imagining all the ways in which my own abuser might be punished. But ultimately, him dying, or being jailed, or publicly shamed, isn’t actually going to help me nor will it stop more kids from getting hurt in the future.

I don’t want more prisoners. I want free therapy with trauma informed counselors. I want better sex education for young children that teaches them about consent and body autonomy. And I want a society in which I can openly discuss my trauma, or at least as openly as yall discuss the evils of pedophiles

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"butbutbut its okay to make jokes about forcing trans men to detransition because its for the lesbians! because lesbians need more women, jokes yk!"

trans men, don't even stand behind me, stand next to me on this one because this ^ ^ bullshit is the stupidest excuse for transandrophobia i've ever seen, and stop fucking using us lesbians as your tool for it.

nice try terf, me and the other lesbians are laughing at you for it. me and the trans men are laughing at you for it.

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If you care about your local wildlife, you won't let your cat free roam outside. There are ways to allow your cat some outside time that will keep both your cat and the local wildlife safe, if that's something you're set on. Enclosed outside spaces (catio, enclosed patio area, properly fenced-in and cat-proofed backyard) or taking your cat on walks are both great ways to get your cat outside while still keeping your cat and the local ecosystem protected.

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I finished a fic that I've been drafting since January. It should be ready to post soon and I'm SO PSYCHED

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to pretend that horrible people cannot make good art is another way to conflate beauty and talent with integrity and morality. the works of monsters are best examined with knowledge of the author in mind but art is not inherently reflective. human beings are creative, and habitual liars- it'd be stupid to pretend art must always be a portrait of its creator

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.