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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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Mildly hilarious to me that we as a fandom have largely decided Charles is an animal lover when in the actual show we don't see him meet a single animal that he doesn't immediately start beef with.

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i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing

you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it

weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!

a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)

been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.

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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

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explaining things nobody gaf about

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the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes

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and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

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A lot of payneland fanfiction seems to choose one of the boys as like “the leader” of the relationship but I really feel like we’re missing out on the idea of them both being confused as fuck. Let those idiots bump noses while kissing and have really awkward fumbling teenage boy sex. Let them be dumb together and figure things out together.

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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what temperature do your hands turn purple?

below 0 degrees fahrenheit

0-10 degrees fahrenheit

10-20 degrees fahrenheit

20-30 degrees fahrenheit

30-40 degrees fahrenheit

40-50 degrees fahrenheit

50-60 degrees fahrenheit

results/nuance/my hands are normal

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I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Edwin Payne & Charles Rowland - Dead Boy Detectives (2024)