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his babygirl tendencies have bewitched me body and soul

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They can’t be hacked (from what I know so far) but if the user ditched the URL the URL can be used by a pornbot.

There is a blog called hellsing fan fiction that is a porn blog. Was it hacked?

I'm sorry.

I can't find the blog.

I am not certain if blogs can be hacked by porn bots.

Can anybody tell us?

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Here’s a different take on Alucard than I normally portray, one that acknowledges his trauma, in case that makes you uncomfortable

Imagine a scenario in which you finally get to have sex with Alucard. He’s been a total flirt, a total tease, all around this super self confident man, but when the time comes he hesitates

Imagine helping him deal with his trauma and self hatred through loving him. He’s been used and abused, having someone actually love him would be such a shock to his system. He imagines you, like many others in his past, want him for what he can do for you, to use him. Surely you only want him for sex, to use his body for your pleasure

But then the two of you make love. It’s tender and wholesome, beyond just fucking, a physical show of your love for him. With time he will be able to get into the more hardcore side of things and make good on his promises, but for now, he needs tender love

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Andercard scribs (suggestive, under the cut)

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bram sucker’s fuckula

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Source: HELLSING ヘルシング

by Kouta Hirano

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always

?pairing; alucard x fem reader

?synopsis/warning: minors dni!! master servant themes, lowkey this rlly just about alucard with a reader whose like wet 24/7

?a/n; im ngl the ending is like super sloppy PFFFTTT I didn’t know how to end it exactly I’ll probably fix it later on if I get a better idea for it BUT I HOPE YALL LIKE IITT

you had called alucard into your meeting quarters to have a rather serious conversation about his human intake. you understand that the two of you agreed to let him do whatever outside your headquarters but the news beginning to swarm was unruly and attention-grabbing. if he was going to go on a rampage he must clean behind himself.

“alucard.” you called out to him stoically. your chin resting on top of your enclosed fingers as you looked at the vampire expectantly, legs crossed neatly. “master.” the man simply replied after you with a little bit of defiance, the vampire king before you stood nothing but unphased by your demeanor. a taunting smirk gracing his face enough for his fangs to peak, gleaming red eyes dimly reflecting through his shades, staring at you awaiting your next command or your demeaning reprimand; he didn’t mind either or.

you couldn’t stand how nonchalant he was, the way it seemed like he was always planning something raised the hairs on your skin. you may be alucard’s master but it was always something about the way he looked at you that intimidated you, of course you’d never let such be known by the wild man. wanting to no longer be in his presence, you started questioning him about the news, inquiring whether the bodies the reporters are talking about are of his doing.

pandering him about how he needs to be more “careful” and “precise” and more “clean”. he was pretending to keep up with you at first but something else was calling.

“does your sex always tend to seep like that?” alucard cut you off from your chiding. chest heaving from taking a big whiff of the air around him, catching the scent of your weeping pussy for the umpteenth time today, eyes focused on the desk your legs hid behind; a bewildered you shocked for words.

his vulgarity had struck your core but that was completely uncalled for, you wouldn’t dare show the affect he had on you. “e-excuse me?” was all you could make out to that question, stuttering in confusion and anger. “Alucard!” you shout huskily whilst slamming your hand against the desk. “That is completely inappropriate what is wrong with you!?”

“you don’t think walking around with a begging cunt is anymore appropriate? human.” alucard’s sultry voice echoed along this big meeting room. now standing behind you a cunning man ready to play with his new favored toy, hands tantalizingly gliding down your body through your tailored suit, dipping his cold slender fingers between your legs, rubbing around the rim of your entrance through your suit pants slowly, revealing that wet hole that’s been sitting and sobbing for days.

he pulls his finger away as though he’s watching a string of your slick come from it, showing you the bit of wetness on the pads of his finger. “you see? your pussy is always this wet, and you dare tell me what is inappropriate, when you walk around leaking through your clothes like a little girl whose wet themself. cunt pathetically doting on me whenever I’m near, how incredulously delectable.” alucard relished in how fun it was to tease the usually composed and controlled you, licking at his fangs as he dips his hand into your pants this time, feeling all that slick soaked through your panties, middle finger pressing and rubbing against your hole whilst his knuckle rested on your clothed clit.

you gasp when you feel his hand slip back into your pants to spread you out through your panties and feel you clench around nothing. it wasn’t your fault that you were always wet anyways, especially when he talked to you like this, and no one was here to fix it (so you thought) and your wetness was normal. you were just blessed like that.

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Would you write an NSFT short story on Seras x reader? I really loved your recent short story on Alucard.

Absolutely! We gave the Vampire King head, so why not his fledgling?

Fic under the cut <3

   “Are you sure?” She whispered, as if they weren’t the only two in the room. With their confirmation, she shyly joined them.

   She let herself fall on the bed, silk sheets underneath her. Her face was quickly reddening, and she grabbed a pillow to smother it as if the blush would disappear with a rub. They crawled over her, hovering above her as they removed the pillow from her grasp, revealing her shy face. She looked beautiful, her eyes like gemstones highlighted from the moonlight streaming in a window. They lowered down to her lips, hers reciprocating, joining tongues as her arms wrapped around their shoulders.

   Her body moved with theirs perfectly, as if their minds had joined through the exchange, her hips rolling to match their movements and her back arching to press her chest to theirs. Her mewling whimpers escaped her throat. Her sounds were lovely, sending sparks of arousal shooting through them, making their arms weak and their heart throb in their chest.

   They were slow, snaking a hand from her face, down her neck, the sensitive touch making her shiver. They stopped at the neckline of the chemise, sliding their fingers under the soft fabric and touching her bare, cool skin. Her breath hitched as they ghosted over her nipple, pulling her breast free from the cotton nightgown. Their lips parted and they kissed down, covering her neck and collarbones with kisses before finally latching on the pale nipple.

   She moaned as they mouthed her breast, her hands snaking to the back of their head as they lathered her tit with kisses, licks, and gentle nibbles. She pressed her chest up higher, finding the contact was leaving her insatiable, the embers in her core building to a fire. They pulled the other breast free, their warm palm contrasting with the cold of her own skin making her gasp as her hips bucked.

   Finally, when they had teased her enough, they ventured down further, their hands sliding over her body through the cotton, leading down to her muscled thighs. Her arousal was evident, the wetness from her core seeping through her panties. It was almost torturous how slowly they lifted the hem of the dress, her frustration almost making her want to pull it up herself, just to finally bury their face in her. They slid it over her thighs, pulling it up to her stomach as they properly enjoyed the sight of the Vampire needy for them.

   They kissed her mound through her panties, the soaked fabric sending a rush of arousal through them. She desperately moved her hips, trying to find any stimulation. She whined as the other chuckled, hooking their fingers in the waistline and pulling them off, finally exposing her. She jolted as they sucked her clit into their mouth, her body not anticipating such a strong wave of pleasure. She clapped a hand over her mouth to cover the scream that ripped from her throat, their hands having to hold her hips as she unconsciously writhed away from their lips. They continued their attack, rolling the pearl with their tongue as she restrained her yelps of pleasure, her thighs changing from moving away to smothering them as their mouth worked magic between her thighs.

   Seras screamed into the empty air as her first orgasm of the night rocked through her, leaving her legs trembling and her body feeling delightfully weak.  She had already soaked the sheets. She will again. She caught her breath as they slowed down on her clit, bringing her through the orgasm. Before she was able to fully recuperate, their fingers plunged into her, the overstimulation making her whine.

   Her walls caressed their fingers, slick from her earlier release and squeezing the digits. She squirmed as they pumped in her, massaging all the right places inside. They stroked across that special spot, her sounds increasing as they tortured her internally. Their name left her delicate lips and sung through the air.

   Seras threw her head back as she moaned, her ankles crossing as her hands clutched onto the sheets beneath her writhing body. She no longer needed to breathe, the bite helping with that case, but right now she pants into the cold air. She looks beautiful, her hair tousled and the thin hairs framing her face wetted by tears of pleasure, leaving light pink trails of blood. A harsh suck to her clit caused another shuddering moan to wrack through her body as she approached another orgasm. Her breasts rise and fall with every breath, the chemise bunched up around her waist. Their hand finds a nipple quickly, teasing it with their fingertips as she arches into them passionately.

   She loses herself as her climax snapped, animalistic, hungry noises spilling from her lips as she thrashes. Their head gets momentarily trapped between powerful thighs as she loses herself to the bliss, her mind empty of thought and full of lust. When her legs finally relax, they pull their face from her dripping core, slowly removing their fingers from inside her and sucking them clean of her juices. They kiss the muscled inner legs as they retreat from her body, nipping at the tender flesh and leaving the starts of hickeys- which were quickly healed by her Vampiric traits. They crawled off the bed, giving room for Seras to finally move from her resting spot. Her eyes finally cracked open, a mixture of deep red and sapphire blue.

   “Where do you think you’re going?”

   The suddenly challenging tone of voice stopped them in their tracks. They almost moved to turn back, but were stopped by her hands pulling them to the sheets.

   “I’m not done with you yet.”

   She looked feral, the moonlight accentuating her sanguine eyes. As they were tossed to the bed, she crawled over them, much as they had done for her earlier. She crawled all the way up the bed to the frame, until she sat back up, her core hovering over their face.

   “Continue.”

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This isn’t an ask I just need u to know I literally love ur alucard x reader story like chefs kiss

TEEHEE saw ur tag

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Late Night Snack (N/S//F/W)

Reupload because it never reached tags 💔

They kneeled on the floor, their hands resting on their knees as they looked up at the Vampire. Alucard’s expression gave them a touch of gratification, the shocked look and slightly widened eyes a rarity for the ‘man.’

“I will not ask again.”

Alucard stirred from his fog, a wicked grin spanning his face as he processed the human’s words. Had they truly sought him out just for this? He remembered how they had both argued and fought amongst themselves as the Integra’s orders contradicted how either of them wanted to handle fieldwork, how they had loathed Alucard and how Alucard loved it. It was almost a game, see who pisses off who first. Often it would be the human, but on very few, surprising occasions, it was Alucard. It was a feat to get him to lose his temper like that, but this is why he liked them. They knew what buttons to hit. Their eyes followed Alucard’s gloved hands as they shifted against the fabric of his pants, the metallic rustling of the belt pricking up their ears. The charcoal colored belt hung freely from the belt loops across his hips, dangling like the snake in Eden, the temptation to pull it free crossing the human’s mind. They knew that the Vampire was teasing them, his clothes were by extension part of himself, and he could very easily will them away. But here he stood, taunting them by playing with his clothes, making a mockery out of the human. He pulled the zipper down, revealing a sliver of pale skin dipping underneath black curly hair. He definitely made a show out of it, slipping his gloved hand inside and slowly pulling out the length, the human trying not to show his surprise as the definitely larger than average monster was revealed to him.

They stared at the beast before them, his pale cock rising and twitching from between his clothed thighs. It was longer than a man’s, probably enhanced by his magic, they bitterly thought. A gun suitable for a king, a stake suitable for a Vampire. Alucard’s pale fingers wrapped around it and they watched him stroke it, the foreskin revealing a light lavender head. His mouth watered. Why? They always knew, deep down, about their unfortunate attraction to the man. Had they done this partially out of wanting to embarrass the other? Or genuine interest in watching him stroke off? Curiosity, maybe? Alucard’s light moan broke them out of their thoughts.

The Vampire leaned against the wall, one arm seemingly holding him upright and the other hand gliding across the flesh. He worked himself slowly, almost gracefully, his hand falling into a rhythm that seemed well memorized. Alucard kept his eyes on them, leaning his head back slightly against the wall, his mouth falling open just a touch, just enough that the tips of his fangs peeked over his plump bottom lip. His hips jumped as his fingers slid against the tip, an exhale too close to a moan escaping his lips. They licked their own, feeling drool drip down. Alucard’s laugh reverberated through the room.

“Does the little human really get that aroused at such a simple show?”

“Of course not.”

“I can smell your arousal. Not only that, I can see your legs rubbing together in need.”

Alucard paused only for a moment, his hand slowing its motions, as he looked down at the human.

“Come, pet. Entertain me.”

Despite their pride screaming at them in their mind to resist, to just get up and leave, to do anything but obey the Vampire’s orders, they crawled forwards, stopping just before Alucard’s legs. He resumed his stroking, a sharp snarky smirk peering down at the human. They would do anything to knock that filthy grin off his face, and so, they rose back to their knees, pressing their lips against the tender head and pulling it into their mouth.

Alucard throatily moaned as his body trembled, his knees just barely visibly shaking. It worked, the grin was gone, replaced with an open, panting mouth, his fangs fully revealed. They counted their victory too soon, too focused on the Vampire’s expression, not spotting the hand snaking its way behind them. They made a hum in protest as Alucard’s hand dragged them further, their hands bracing on his clothed hips to keep him from pulling them any further. Alucard chuckled.

“You wanted to play so badly,” Alucard chided, “But we play by my rules.”

They gagged as Alucard pulled their head snug against his groin, chuckling as he felt the human’s throat struggle to contain him. He pushed them off, coughing and gasping for air as they were freed. After a few large gulps of air, Alucard grabbed them by the jaw, swiping his thumb across their wettened bottom lip. Lining up with their mouth again, he pushed himself back into the human’s mouth.

“Suck.”

They had no clue why they listened, but they suctioned on to it, their tongue flattening and their throat making undignified sounds as the Vampire claimed it again, his pale hands guiding them by the back of their head. He fed his cock to their needy mouth, the slick sounds of their saliva and their tongue caressing the bottom of him drove him wild with lust. He thrusted gently into their mouth, finding his previous rhythm quickly.

Alucard made a strained sound, one that had the human questioningly look up at him before the Vampire pulled out from their mouth, leaving it open to pant for air. They finally understood why as Alucard sprayed thick ropes of cum over their face, some falling into their mouth as well. Alucard aimed the last burst of cum straight into the human’s mouth, chuckling as he watched their face scrunch up.

“Painted like the most beautiful portrait...”

Alucard dragged his fingers over the human’s face, circling the cum gathered in their lashes and pooling on their skin.

“Return to me again tomorrow night, Draga Mea.”

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There are way too many fanarts of young Walter and not enough of old Walter, it goes to show that not many of you can comprehend this man's beauty

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PRY THIS HEADCANON OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS

Abridged Anderson was so down bad like sir watchu mean "plow that virgin soil" and "grow some flowers"??? 😭😭

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Abridged Anderson was so down bad like sir watchu mean "plow that virgin soil" and "grow some flowers"??? 😭😭

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I just read that not giving babies affection can have really negative consequences so now I'm utterly convinced Anderson would take long times out of his day to hold the babies at the orphanage.

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Father Alexander Anderson from Hellsing

This guy is one heck of sharply dressed foe, we can tell you that much.

The way his glasses reflect the light around him is fascinating.

He has one of those smiles that just makes you want to, uh, feel uneasy.

Despite our uncertainty, we have to take some time to admire his handsome profile.

Okay, we’re back to being worried again.

In fact, you can safely assume that we are downright terrified. How does one effectively wield those things?

Oh.