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EDDIE REDMAYNE as The Jackal

The Day of the Jackal I S1:E01

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newt about theseus: ohh my brother’s a…wand handler. paperwork sniffer. something in the whatsit. a guy. fuck the system. he’s…you know, he’s employed. (an 🤢 Auror 🤮)

newt about tina: an American Auror 😍🥰 YUMMALICIOUS 😜 sorry I was rude in my letter I meant everyone except you🤦‍♂️ my baddd btw you are 🤩 beautiful and I 😟 keep your photo my salamander queen don’t even worry about illegally arresting me it was fun ❤️‍🔥

see also:

newt on the train to berlin: “so fuck head Aurors. so embarrassing honestly”

lally: “tina just became Head Auror”

newt: “omg I loveeee head Aurors so long as their name starts with T— I mean, T and then an I. oh and then it also ends in A. also so long as their name doesn’t rhyme with Meseus.”

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@giftober 2024 | DAY 3: Gold ➛ GAME OF THRONES \\ S04E05 - First of his Name

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if the only person who ever loved me died in front of me and the last i saw of him was his smiling face after i told him "I'll be right back," yeah I'd have some weird psychosexual nightmare situationship with the guy who looks like him too. as a treat. from god.

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I will be honest guys, the Red portrait of king Charles is gorgeous asdfghjkl

it's a bad portrait. Like. Objectively. It does the opposite of what's intended. It looks like the painter is insulting him. If it was in a contemporary gallery with no context you would see it immediately as the ambivalent criticism of Charles's reign, how he fades into the overwhelming red background as a tiny little figure, small and insignificant, insufficient for the clothes he's wearing. It reminds my of Goya's portraits, how they were so 'realistic' that they ended up making these great figures look pathetic to the viewer. So these are our rulers?

the sheer novelty. the surprise and shock, the kinda cunt it's serving for no reason. I. I love it. It's an incredible portrait by Jonathan Yeo. By the sheer fact that Charles, the man, is impossible to portray as greater than man because he's just such a nothingburger of a dude. So a portrait made to make him look huge and interesting made him be swallowed in red brushstrokes. The butterfly, that reminded me immediately of " we will all laugh at guilded butterflies", draws more attention than him. It looks like an omen. It looks like a warning in all this red. Something is not right here.

This is the best royal portrait ever 10/10

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Happy Joong & Yunho Tuesday =)

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sassy

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230108 Halazia

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absolute perfection

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LMFAOOO. his knees hurt bc he's been carrying the heavy load of this season on his back.

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WHACK HIM AGAIN FOR ME!

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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[230319] rover — kai

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D.O Cream Soda / 230714