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You know what, maybe getting overly triggered when someone mispronounces your significant other's name transcends severence.
#they both have that “oh you just fcked up” face#like....... oh hun we were doing so well until you said that#now i have to ruin you life#severance#mark s#mark scout#helena eagan#helly r#gemma scout#markhelly#markgemma#severance season 2#severance s2 spoilers
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would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break
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Style test with pilotinhos. Tyler Joseph drop the lore book I want to make a graphic novel.
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actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party
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happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode
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shout out to that one time in 2022 when i tried mapping the severance floor from the pilot and ben stiller gave it a like even though it barely had a couple of likes which means he was browsing the severance tag. tumblrina behavior
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Death will not free you of your duties, Jason Grace
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kisses u on the forehead in an unmistakably samfrodo 2003 way
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i actually think tyler joseph is sick for writing 'i have seem to run out of excuses of why i am this way' just to damage my life irreparably and never take responsibility for it.
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sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier
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