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me: god i’m real stressed about my math grade even though i did what i could to fix it, i’m just so anxious and scared
my mom: you better not fail this class
me, even more stressed: gee thanks mom that makes me feel so much better you’re the best
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John Mulaney checked into rehab. Now, for those who follow his comedy and have watched interviews, it is not news that he has struggled with different addictions since he was like 13. My heart is breaking for him, specially with the rumors of his wife leaving (which i hope aren’t true bc i love them so dearly).
For those who believe in spirituality with the moon and the planets alianation today, or those who are religious, or honestly anyone who jusy wants to send good energies. If you are reading this post, let’s all please manifest or wish for Mulaney and his family to have a quick, safe, solid recovery and for his family (marriage) to be stronger and healthier than ever after this. I truly wish nothing but the best for him and Anna, and I have so much love for him.
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I was recently reminded of the (adorable) fact that crows enjoy rolling down snowy hills, and since I like to headcanon that Crowley’s wings are crow wings…
Crow instincts: C’mon! :D It’ll be fun! :D :D :D
Snake instincts: What the He— What on EARTH are you thinking!?!
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Hhhhhh I love them so much 😭😭😭
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OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THIS GKJDJGDJLGJDSLKJFKFLD
Ruby: You are a lot like those fireflies
Penny: I am? How so?
Ruby: You light up my life
Penny: Aw Ruby, You are a bio-luminescence bug to me as well
Bonus…
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shes such a dork i love her
ruby rose gay moments
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omg this is so precious i love penny
Penny vs. the Whale: my predictions
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Novae verse Jo!
(Pannel redraw originally of Viverette)
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if you could have one long-time otp wildly go canon before your disbelieving eyes (er, regardless of quality of said canon, i guess), which would you pick???
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please for the love of God imagine a plate of spaghetti

i need to clarify that this combination of asks is the funniest fucking thing i have EVER received in my inbox. i just rolled around in my bed laughing for five minutes. i almost asphyxiated
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i have a feeling all my friends parents lowkey hate me bc their parents are all stuck up and im a loose cannon.... nothin like having a chaotic dumbass show up uninvited to ur home after a hurricane to steal your children for a day of wacky hijincks and return them home completely soaked and muddy
my neighborhood flooded ,, so naturally i went out and dragged all my friends out of their houses to walk around in the water
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my neighborhood flooded ,, so naturally i went out and dragged all my friends out of their houses to walk around in the water
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yeah there’s a lot of work we still need to do but i am literally begging y’all to let people celebrate. let us just have one day of happiness before we return to the grime truth of reality
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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america
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