beaft
the man, the moth, the legend
blog of ELIOT, professional Rapſcallion and Vagabond (esq.)
CONTAINING:
1. a ſhort Map of mundane Vanity;
2. a Cabinet of Conceits;
3. Certain merrie Propoſitions and Queſtions, with their Solutions;
Being very Uſeful, Pleaſant and Delightful to all; and Offenſive to none.
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Yayoi Kusama dots Philip Johnson’s Glass house in a Red polka pattern
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Whoever PREFERS cold weather you're literally so so so wrong
#i am so glad im getting my surgery in may bc it means i get to have a hot boy summer#nips OUT drink ICED
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Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning
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no one's doin it like him, man
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Magnificent gold and enamel plique-à-jour pendant/brooch designed as a “Morning Glory”. It was once part of the collection of Ada Rehan, a popular actress of the late 19th century who starred in several Shakespearean plays.
Work signed Marcus & Co around 1900. Via The Newark Museum of Art collection
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idk how common of an experience this is but i find intense sculpted muscles on men to be actively off putting. if a man in a movie takes off his shirt and has a 6 pack i instantly lose all interest in him
#e.g. the twilight movies where i thought jacob was hot right up until he stripped and was revealed to be Buff#and then i was like oh never mind#a bit of ab is fine but the full action man treatment with the rippling muscles is just nothing to me. it doesn't look real#saw a man like that the other day at the gym and it was so weird like get back in the television boy
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How do you feel about an apartment with its own holding cell?
how do you imagine me to feel about it
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when mary oliver said "if the doors of my heart ever close i am as good as dead" and when virginia woolf said "the world is entire and i am outside of it" and when kathy acker said "perhaps i could have been free" and when kate dicamillo said "open your heart, someone will come for you but first you must open your heart"
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i feel like i've become such a mean and cynical person over the past year and i really don't vibe with it... i wish i wasn't this way :( i do try not to let it out in my real life but unfortunately that means all of you on here get the toxic sludge runoff. sorry
#my most unpleasant trait by far is jealousy and i tend to get wildly jealous when i see people who have better lives than me#and because i've had such a shit year that feels like just about everyone i know#maybe once my situation improves and i'm out of crisis mode i'll be able to mellow out a little and open up my heart#and stop being such a spiky little closed-up ball of rage + hurt#maybe i just need to go away somewhere and touch some grass. maybe that would fix me
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#it depends on the kid#younger kids have a great capacity for yes-anding which i appreciate because it makes for a fun and surprising conversation#but kids of 10 and up are very good at sniffing out weakness#i have absolutely been bullied by preteens before and have no doubt that i will be again#but yeah on the whole i think i'm pretty good with kids! would like to work with them someday in a teacherly capacity#source: my cousins all adored me when they were small because i was a Cool Older Person with Fun Hair who let them do whatever they wanted#so i always got left on babysitting duty lmao
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big fan of "let people enjoy things" but seeing this appear on my instagram feed did make me black out for a moment
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had to write another letter of complaint to my local newspaper today because they referenced "my immortal" in an article but misspelled it as "maya mortal". we all must do our part to keep ancient history alive
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sometimes i think i have been cold ever since i was born
#bad circulation gang rise up#mfw im wearing 5 layers and still shivering violently... please i cannot fit any more jumpers onto my body
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