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The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid
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Sometimes I think about how in order to be a writer today you cannot have internet privacy. I was reading an article in which a journalist recalls collaborating with Mary Oliver, who was notoriously private. Oliver refused to communicate with them through fax or email and said (through her publisher) that she would hand them written notes at an event she was doing in New York City. It struck me that Mary Oliver in 2024 would have almost no chance of becoming a successful poet. Writers today have to have a social media presence to have a built in audience so publishers can be assured that they will get sales and to bear the brunt of social media marketing. They have to be available and put themselves on the internet in every way possible.
More and more I read interviews from artists across many mediums talk about how if you cannot market on Tik Tok your chances of success diminish. There is nothing wrong with wanting to be an online influencer and I am surely not saying that the author-influencer is a new phenomenon, but it should not be a pre-requisite for being a successful writer. I love that writers like Mary Oliver, Elena Ferrante, and Donna Tart exist, and it is not talked enough about how they could not begin a career in 2024 and achieve the same amount of success unless they were well connected or extremely lucky. It makes me sad that this is the state of publishing.
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✷ Inquisitor Judit Lavellan ✷
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people in the notes of that book poll are so much more open-minded than me. "having different tastes in media is fine and it shouldn't be a problem" i agree in theory but also if i found out that my crush's favourite book was a court of thorns and roses i fear i would have to cite irreconcilable differences in the courtroom
#to be clear. i don't mind this in a friend#i have plenty of friends who enjoy sarah j maas or rebecca yarrow or who simply don't read at all#*yarros#there's nothing wrong with liking those books - just because they're not my cup of tea doesn't mean they're without value#but dating is different#i need us to be on a similar wavelength and given that 90% of my wavelength is Book i think having tastes that different would be a problem
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Reblog this with a celebrity that you share a birthday with in the tags
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Sergiu Ciochina (Moldovan b.2001), Me, or the Moon Watching Me, 2024, Oil on board
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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
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🍂 ‘When death’ll close my eyelids
And my race on earth is run,
Will you miss me when I’m gone?’ 🍂
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hello!!! evening announcement:
chapter one of "ghostless" is now up on patreon
if you would like to read it simply click the link below
i'm starting to remember how much i enjoyed working on this novel, and it's been lovely to have an excuse to revisit it. big thank yous to everyone who signed up!!! your support means more than i can say <3
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otherwise interesting post ruined by the bold insistence that you can never accidentally abuse someone & that all abusive people are self-aware evil masterminds
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this:

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