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this post just felt like Them

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They can’t make out for weeks because richie keeps laughing mid-kiss

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chu-chu

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Yeah we’re lovely keep scrolling!

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"but won't it affect your sleep schedule" you don't understand. I don't have a sleep "schedule", I just go to sleep at certain times. that is not a habit! past performance does not indicate future results! some ppl are under the impression that oh if you go to bed and wake up at certain times your body will adjust and it'll become natural muh muh muh BULLSHIT! my body does not "adjust" to me waking up at 7am and going to bed at 10pm every day like a normal human, it strains constantly against the horrid meaningless societal bonds that ask it to perform this pathetic routine. the second and I mean the SECOND my body doesn't have to wake up or go to bed at certain times because of external factors it's snooze time WHENEVER. my brain does not remember or care about me getting 8 nice hours of sleep at the same time every day for the past month, it just conks out whenever and wakes up whenever. time means nothing. I'll sleep for 12 hours and wake up at 5pm and eat dinner for breakfast and take a little nap at 3 in the morning, wake up at 6am with the rest of my family, and then stay up for 52 hours playing video games. There Is No Pattern. There Is No Law That Governs Me. I am nothingness in a sea of numbers and time. sleep schedule my ass

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hader's arms appreciation post

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the last IT stan when the supercut comes out in 20 years

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that last ask made me think abt how happy maggie and went would be to see richie find eddie again in his 40s 🥺 they notice richie’s happier lately & gently ask if he’s seeing anyone and he’s like “yeah actually, can i bring him by for dinner? i think you’ll really like him ha ha”. and then he shows up with eddie in tow and they’re laughing and bickering just like they did at 13 🥺🥺

YESSSSSSS one of my all time fave tropes for them ugh, there’s so much opportunity there. Oh fuck I’m so soft. They’d be so thrilled because obviously we know they always loved Eddie, but also to know that Richie has actually found true happiness? With their dream son-in-law no less?

I like to think that Richie and Eddie would be pretty nervous and embarrassed at first, falling back into new-old patterns of bickering and immature teasing, because that’s easier than exposing you’re emotionally vulnerable and intimate in front of your parents, right? Especially when it’s with a guy your parents knew when you were both still wetting the bed.

Like, Went has told dad jokes to Eddie that made him snort a big gross booger into his glass of milk, and Maggie has pushed him on the swings and found him a nightlight the first time Eddie came for a sleepover, and now 30 years later they’re very much aware he’s boning their son? It’s MORTIFYING.

But Went and Maggie only tease them a little bit, Maggie saying that all her Mrs Bennett scheming back then paid off, how she always encouraged Eddie to come around because she “knew he was an eligible suitor for my unmatched son,” and Wentworth tells them the guest bedroom is all made up and ready for them upstairs.

And Richie can finally relax enough to take Eddie’s clean plate to the kitchen after murmuring something that clearly includes the word babe, Maggie hears. Eddie can unclench enough to put his hand on Richie’s knee in the lounge when Went cracks another dad joke like Eddie always, always wanted to back then, and he doesn’t have to snatch it away just in case anyone sees him linger. They can turn in to the same bedroom for their hundredth, thousandth sleepover and it’s okay that Richie’s parents know they don’t need a nightlight anymore because they’ve got each other, and it’s okay, it’s all okay.

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Edie kiss ridgie ont he lisps

An accurate representation of my brain 24/7.

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Sometimes Richie will come in to the office while Eddie's in an online meeting, He waves to the co-workers on Eddie's screen, they always get a thrill out of getting a glimpse of THE Richie Trashmouth.

Richie will put his hand on the back of Eddie's head, run his fingers through his hair and put a cup of coffee on the desk next to him. Eddie will reach for his hand and say "Thanks baby," with a smile. Richie smiles back, kisses his knuckles, and turns to walk out of the room, shooting his co workers a thumbs up before closing the door behind him.

Eddie turns back to the screen, serious look on his face, straight back to business and each of his co workers are just like deer in headlights to discover that Eddie Tozier has a sweet, soft, domestic side and it's reserved only for his husband.

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since my red/blue gay quiz got popular, here’s one for every color of the rainbow. as a note: i have synesthesia and this is based off of my perception of each color based on that. it’s not about the aesthetic so much as what the color itself means.

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they are: sleeping

0 feet apart cause they are gay

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Bill Hader as Milo Dean in The Skeleton Twins (2014) dir. Craig Johnson

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“Their friendship is bigger than anything else.“ - Andy Muschietti

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