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Iida: we have to maintain a cool, calm and collected mindset and strategically plan out our attack-

Bakugou:

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u all want a catgirl gf until she tries to eat your goldfish

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Love is stored in the Primordial Pouch

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20 minutes wasted for a dumb joke

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bless Scottish twitter

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Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

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Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

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“Hmm I wonder who the main character is”

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Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

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this tweet. this is the one

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when i was a little girl, i thought that everything—all the abuse and neglect—it somehow made me special, and i decided that one day i would write something that would make little girls like me feel less alone, and if i can’t write that book…what was it all for? bojack horseman s06e10 – good damage

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reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed

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