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worms eating worms

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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Hier isst grad jemand Eis in der Bahn.

Kein Stieleis.

Einen ganzen fucking Container Mövenpick Vanilleeis.

Es ist 07:30 Uhr.

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There are, in fact, Dragons in Dwarf Fortress:

Their signature Dragonfire is hot enough to burn any* Material - Except of course, the dragon himself. Dragon scale, flesh, fat etc. all have extremely high melting point, because otherwise the dragon would just die immediately upon spewing Dragonfire.

This means that Product made from Dragons, such as soap, are Magma-Proof.

Can someone explain Dwarf Fortress to me???

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welt so am arsch dass ich seit 4h alte coldmirror videos gucken muss um irgendwie meinen kompletten zusammenbruch zu verhindern

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Well, 9PM. Who up tomblring their ro?

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Asking this because I love the insides, but I’ve literally seen people cut them out and discard them before, so? What are we thinking

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"haha funny number" fuck you I'm voting ℵ₀ just out of spite

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in honour of the deltarune news im once again remembering my funniest memory of it which was opening the game unspoiled, entering my name as "chris" and then being absolutely fucking bewildered when the game told me I couldn't make my own choices and would instead have to be called. kris

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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Oh, ich bin definitiv zu online/Englisch-brained um das beim ersten Mal richtig zu lesen.

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this is Bernd of Fortune. Ignore him and everyday will be a „Mist-Day“ for the rest of your life.

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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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Do you guys like my new painting