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imagine showing katsuki bakugo all the edits you see of him. both of you were on the couch, left to your own devices. you took the time to scroll through your carefully curated fyp: edit after edit of your boyfriend. you couldn't help but let out a giddy laugh at this particular one, which started with katsuki having his arms crossed, brows in their usual furrowed manner as he eyed someone off-screen. then, you heard the song fade in: "ride" by sir mix-a-lot. oh yeah. that one's going straight in the folder.

your goofy giggles didn't slip past katsuki. he narrowed his eyes at you accusingly, expecting it to be another brainrotted video. "the hell are you laughing about?"

you practically shoved your phone in his face in your haste to show him. the song blasted in his ears as he scrunched his nose at the sight. it was.. him. clips of him in the middle of fighting, probably stolen from the news. but it was made like a thirst trap. "oh."

he looked from you to your phone. your phone to you. you could sense his growing judgement, but you were too shameless to care.

"how many of those have you saved?"

"like three hundred."

he snorted. "what, the real thing isn't enough?"

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me seeing that my fav character barely/doesn’t have any fanfics OR imagines

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hud's letters

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i’m gooning

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just saw fanart of my man ... with his bitch #dayruined

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When you thought you found a good fanfic but it’s just inc3st/p3d0phila/non-con/something weird

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xavier x addams reader where she does witchy things and xavier is totally whipped for her

Ahh I miss writing for this fandom! Wednesday is one of my favorite fandom to write for (especially addams!reader) <3 Where is everyone?

my taglists are here + you can send requests here at any time

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‘’Hand me the crow skull.’’

Xavier scanned across the table for the skull and handed it to you. There was a small — and overpriced — witchcraft store in Jericho, but he had a feeling you had gotten it yourself from a dead crow. The thought sent shivers down his back and impressed him at the same time.

‘’What is it that you’re doing exactly?’’ he asked, his spiritualism and witchcraft practice knowledge not as advanced as yours. 

Before you, a pentacle had been drawn with some lit candles around it, turning an old table into your altar. In the middle of the pentacle, you had superpositioned some bones along with a piece of fabric, turning the Nightshades library into your personal sanctuary.

If Principal Weems ever found out, she would shut down all activities and confiscate all of your material. Although Nevermore was a school for outcasts of all kinds, witchcraft practice outside classes was strictly forbidden. 

‘’Spying on my enemies,’’ you replied as you placed the small crow skull on top of the stacked bones. ‘’I suspect Bianca is planning to sabotage the Black Cats’ boat for tomorrow's Poe Cup.’’

‘’She sabotages everyone's boats every year. This is nothing new,’’ Xavier said, already feeling defeated although the competition was tomorrow. 

Somehow, only Bianca's boat make it back across the lake every year. Everyone else end up in the lake. It's too strange to be a coincidence or a fair win.

‘’Her little plans won’t be going accordingly this year. Wednesday made me swear on our great aunt Calpurnia’s grave that I would make sure Bianca wouldn’t sabotage her team’s boat. Unfortunately, a protection spell on their boat would be too obvious, but I can figure out her plans with a little crow's eye.’’ 

Xavier drew his eyebrows. ‘’A crow’s eye?’’ 

You hummed, then grabbed a handful of white grains and asked Xavier to move. ‘’Step back, mon amour, I wouldn’t want to injure you. It’s gonna blow up.’’ 

Getting the message, Xavier took a few steps back and watched from a safe distance. 

‘’Wings of Titania,’’ you began, sprinkling white grains around the bones,’’bear mine eyes aloft as I bid thee.’’ You dropped the rest of the white grains and all that was inside the pentagram blew up, your eyes turning white as your head tilted back the same way your sister would when getting a vision. 

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when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

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Two new auctions now on eBay: First is an index card drawing of Zombie Crawl Pete DiNunzio, king of the slow-moving undead shamblers.

Second is a set of Instant Piano #1-3, which features the first two appearances of the Eltingville Club in comics. The second appearance, in # 3, is the story "Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett", which we adapted for the Welcome to Eltingville pilot episode. The winning bidder will also get a b&w index card drawing of their Eltingville or Northwest character of choice.

A very kind reader named Douglas Gross sent me the comics to sell and I decided, with their blessing, to auction them off and give the proceeds to Trans Lifeline.

Pete DiNunzio auction: https://www.ebay.com/itm/256965269033

Instant Piano auction: https://www.ebay.com/itm/256965272569

Trans Lifeline: https://translifeline.org/

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I read smut as schmutt, my brain is rotted from that man only ever posting slop

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HE’S SO EMO

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More more more

Sanctuary - Chapter one

"if Jesus loved everyone, why couldn't Isabella?"

Official chapter one vision board

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Vision board for the short story I'm writing!!!

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a freshmen generation of degenerate beauty queens

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momma it doesn't have anything to do with satan. it's me.

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69th time rewatching big mouth sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh