beardaxemcbreadhobnob
beardaxemcbreadhobnob
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26 y/o fungus noodle dish meal
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 42 minutes ago
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If you're missing a pair of shoes, just know they might have been stolen by a very stylish weevil named Bill
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This is him btw
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 2 hours ago
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American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 10 hours ago
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 10 hours ago
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 10 hours ago
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Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 11 hours ago
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 11 hours ago
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holy shit.
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 12 hours ago
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not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 13 hours ago
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The yeller
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 14 hours ago
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another one
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 14 hours ago
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give me jellybeans you fuckhead
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 15 hours ago
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 17 hours ago
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 17 hours ago
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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 1 day ago
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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and
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Bnnuy
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 1 day ago
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oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating
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beardaxemcbreadhobnob · 1 day ago
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