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If you're missing a pair of shoes, just know they might have been stolen by a very stylish weevil named Bill

This is him btw
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American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)
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Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN
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not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy
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oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating
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