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something was moving under the blanket but it’s OK bc she Got It

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🎶Welcome to the jungle We’ve got lots of trees We’ve got everything you want If that thing is trees🎶

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me: [touching my cat's small head] you are...alive. i am also alive. i do not know what this means. you are warm and small. you don't question your identity. you are alive and so am i.

cat: purrs softly and licks my hand

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partner: put on some mood music

me: yeah, sure ;)

*BLARING LOUDLY* KISS, KISS, FALL IN LOVE

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you, a poser: god is dead

me, a necromancer and an opportunist: wait, what?

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unsuspecting catholic: is this a mortal sin or just a venial sin? Is it a mortal sin to be okay with doing a venial sin? what if I die tomorrow?

Martin Luther, stepping out from the shadows: it's all mortal sin

catholic: all bad deeds are mortal sins?

Martin Luther: bad deeds, good deeds

catholic: good deeds are mortal sins??

Martin Luther: no time to explain. it's not safe here. I--

John Calvin: descends shrieking from the ceiling

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i want a referendum on sinking the UK to the bottom of the sea into an underwater volcano 

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@tourists you can’t walk in rows of three on 12th century streets or we all die

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only fools and horses is shit and the uk is blinkered by nostalgia

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Aragorn: I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn.

Aragorn: This is Gimli, son of Gloin

Aragorn: And this is Legolas...

Legolas: he's fucking forgotten my dad's name

Aragorn: ...of the woodland realm

Legolas: oh my god