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(jerk hawke voice) samson is not that hard to escape poverty 🙄 if only you stopped drinking lyrium and used it to purchase a rune of fortune so your enemies drop more coin... Yeah they are fucking acumulative. 5% on your chest, 2% on your helmet, 3% in your boots and gloves, 3,75% , you'll get 13,75% more benefits with every dead. And 10% more with every buddy you have. Anyone can can get these in the black emporium under kirkwall. What do you mean "what am i talking about". The place with the talking skeleton. With Thaddeus Gigantus Crumbum the Third. Yeah, the golem. Where you can also change your face in a mirror, and everyone will act like you were always like that? You know the place. Honestly is like people here aren't even trying.

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WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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can my car stop breaking down FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

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my breaking bad headcanon is that one time pre-series hank was like. Haha i don't know about this 'global warming' thing, seems pretty damn cold out to me! and walt through gritted teeth was like. Well actually hank if you look at the science involved you'd see that scientists agree that temperatures have been rising steadily over the past century to an unprecedented degree that is clearly the result of human interference. and hank was like. Well if you say so haha what do i know we got mr. chemistry over here! and walt was like. It's not me who's saying it hank the science speaks for itself which you would know if you read the reports involved. and marie was like. Well now hold on i think hank has a point i mean who exactly are these scientists to talk scientists get things wrong all the time. and skyler was like. And what qualifies you to talk about climate change marie. and marie was like. Well nothing i just think we should be open to different ideas you shouldn't be so narrow-minded skyler. and skyler was like. Thank you so much marie i'll try to keep that in mind you're just full of useful advice aren't you. and hank was like Woah woah calm down ladies it was just an innocent question. and walt was like Climate change denial is not innocent hank it is actively killing the very planet we're living on. and marie was like. Well we just have a different opinion. and walt was like. It's not an opinion it's a matter of scientific fact. and hank was like Hey man it's okay I believe you this stuff's above my paygrade anyway. and marie was like. Hank you shouldn't just give in you should be allowed to express your opinion. and walt was like. Well as i said it's not really a matter of opinion. and marie was like. No walt i think it is a matter of opinion actually. and skyler was like. Well marie my opinion is that you should shut the fuck up. and then they didn't talk to each other for a month

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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.

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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves