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a white family using more paper towels than previously thought possible

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strawberry dreams is the worst fucking flavor of monster I bought that shit expected to have my pussy popped an it did not deliver... tastes like of you mixed the energy juice with gross water get the fuck out of here

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i think having an excuse to just beat the hell out of somebody would fix me

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*visibly shaking* has anybody else noticed how beautiful everything is?

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dosing myself up with a fuckton of muscle relaxants before a first date and just limply and pathetically flopping around on the floor until they feel an instinctual pity and care for me like a sickly baby bird

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british peiple really picked the worst. fucking word for kissing. why would they choose that word. thats the sound a pig makes

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ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

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The gays in the local scene always call me mr.new york city because i would always come into the bar with a pizza slice in 1 hand an a coney island style hotdog in my other 1 hand & i would squeeze my arms together to hold a largw cocola & hopefully not spill it (yes i used a long straw to drink it..) usually i would go home right when i finish my snack but 1 time i let a drunk twunk bust on me in the bathroom cuz i liked his devil may care attitude.Hes long dead now & i miss him honestly i just wish i learnt his name so i could have 1 last hot dog in his honor before they run out and shit since they going to be replacing them with BugDogs made out of crickets & roaches smashed into a puddy since that seems to be the way sjws are taking this fcking crazy planet,making us eat dogs made of bugs for no reason other then made up bull shit to make us live in fear? Of what?

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Empath guy who cries washing his hands because he can feel all the germs dying

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girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return

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Silicon Valley Bank just died? Wow. I didn't know that I just uh you're telling me now for the first time. It led an amazing life. What else can you say it was an amazing unregulated money hole, whether you agree or not it was an amazing crypto bank that led an amazing life scamming the dumbest suckers to ever live. I'm, actually saddened to hear that I am saddened to hear that thank you very much.

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first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide

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