beastsofthebriar

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*tugs you around by our red string of fate like you’re a dog on a leash*

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a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree

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great news guys i’ve gotten my new roommate addicted to beasts of the briar. her current favorite is farron.

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the like three of us on this hellsite posting about beasts of the briar are in the trenches fr. this isn’t a fandom it’s a support group

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hypothetically. if i were to get a beasts of the briar tattoo. any ideas? i’ve considered “i stand with you” but i’d rather have some kind of botb inspired art than a quote.

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Bestie! I am so happy to find another person on this site who has had their life overtaken by Beasts of the Briar 😭❤️

yes we are in this TOGETHER!!

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the like three of us on this hellsite posting about beasts of the briar are in the trenches fr. this isn’t a fandom it’s a support group

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hi I have severe BOTB brain rot rn I wanted to send u this meme I made that no one irl will understand <3 enjoy

AMAZING. framing that on my wall as we speak.

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Nothing warms my heart more than to see like a fanbase that’s otherwise dead except for 1 or 2 autistics having the time of their lives digging into every crevice of whatever unpopular thing they’re into for information to enrich their brains. They are literally the backbone of the internet they do more work than god where else would we get people that care about like web graphics for a lost promotional item from a dead videogame released in 2008. Key to media preservation

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i need to be restrained and removed. i KNOW why kel can’t tell rosalina the truth but the fact of the matter IS 💅🏻 farron is babygirl

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RAHHHHH farron gently asking for help to look in the stacks (idk i’m imagining the library has aisles teehee) and he’s so focused on searching for a particular tome that he doesn’t notice how close rosalina is getting… he barely feels her hands on his waist. he’s idly thinking about how affectionate she’s being, but really, he’s too invested at the moment. he doesn’t notice her hand move lower down his stomach, but he becomes acutely aware once her hand is resting on his crotch.

“keep reading.” her hand moves slowly, only a small range of motion but it fills farron’s mind with fog. “i’ll stop when you stop.”

anywaysssss <3333 i luv submissive farron soz

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the filthiest hc’s i have for beasts of the briar are all about ezryn and i have no shame about that lollll

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the like three of us on this hellsite posting about beasts of the briar are in the trenches fr. this isn’t a fandom it’s a support group

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keldarion: you’re alive.

caspian: no need to sound so disappointed.

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rosalina: you know, i really wish you’d just admit to making a mistake sometimes.

keldarion, stirring his coffee: i prefer it with salt.