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YAAAAAAAY /silly /pos

Random sprite edit of my hcs because i can see this bitch wearing a monocle and idk why?

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im gonna burst into tears im serious . can i read the comic and post the 80 billion cacaos i see in there

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dinner with your loved ones can be so fun! even if two of them arent quite ready to call themselves that yet..

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Mafoka mgaica

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Now I'm wondering how tf peppermint fudge pulled a powerful beast jester and a powerful stoic king! Like how did he draw them both to him and how tf did he manage to (accidently or on purpose or idk) get em to poly!

Also can't get one skit out of my head so gonna vent it here incase ya want dark cacao x peppermint fudge x shadow milk ideas.

Evil/mean monster/cookie: *attacks peppermint fudge.*

Shadow milk and dark cacao: ah...so you've chosen death.

a king always has the final word, but it's up to the advisor to make sure it's the correct final word. the difference between challenging vs outright refusing a kings word is also a fine line to walk on . peppermint fudge was always a bit of an annoying case to those who just wanted to blindly follow their new ruler's word-- but to dark cacao, these are the moments that he cherishes the most

for shadow milk, it started out as simple intrigue! when a random cookie just appears and looks to be intending to stay- of course you wanna watch! so shadow milk did .

&& as for how they got to be polyam in the first place........ if shadow milk didnt think itd be fun it probably wouldnt have happened at all...

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dark cacao can’t catch a fucking break. first his best friend dies in front of his eyes and all of his other buddies are presumed dead. his son gets enthralled by an evil sword and cuts him open. he kicks out said son. he hires a gay conniving asshole. he has to put down a coup (and almost dies like twice). gets turned into a fucking ghost thing. has to live with the guilt of being his son’s fall from grace. has persistent nightmares. gets condescended to by the prime minister of cookie run france. learns of his friend’s fate as the cookie run version of maleficent. has to fistfight cookie run maleficent. and now he has to deal with TWO cake towers.

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everyone in citadel is gay and the only one who likes women would be caramel arrow

bonus dragon from welsh flag turns into a cookie

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Bad cali bad /hj /silly

Random sprite edit of my hcs because i can see this bitch wearing a monocle and idk why?

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anyone else notice this guy has uh. A few problems

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what I got from the newest crk trailer

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Random sprite edit of my hcs because i can see this bitch wearing a monocle and idk why?

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me memememe

would anyone be interested in an ask blog for my possessed! Dark Cacao au

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The Prince in a Gilded Cage

characters: Dark Cacao Cookie, Dark Choco Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, Caramel Arrow Cookie Tw: manipulation, warping one's morality, isolation, kidnapping, my shit ass writing (while Mystic Flour Cookie's gender is unknown, I will be using she/her for them for this fic)

"leave him be, in due time, he shall see that this is for the best." "..." "oh, come now, Dark Cacao Cookie... you do not wish to fail him like you did before... do you?" "...no. I do not." "that is what I thought, in order for your kingdom to prosper, some extremes are necessary to be made... your son may not understand now, but he will, in due time..." .... Dark Cacao had been having more frequent conversations with the Light of Resolution, at least.. that has what the ancient beast Mystic Flour Cookie had been disguising herself as.. the king had been placed under some form of.. possession, his morality and mind warping into a more twisted version of his former self.. "your kingdom is at risk, Dark Cacao Cookie.. listen to me... I shall guide you.." the king began pushing his workers to the brink of exhaustion, applying even more heavy layers of chocolate to the ever growing wall, not only did the king now demand that the wall strengthen in thickness, he demanded it's height to increase. now the wall nearly covered the entire citadel, casting it into a large looming shadow. perimeter checks around the citadel's borders become the regular, with soldiers being forced to track the harsh blizzard ridden territory for the slightest threat. the king also had a new objective, to find his son. the "Light of Resolution" stated the reason behind this as for him to... "make amends" with his lost son, and while Dark Cacao had thought about sending soldiers out for his son, he was hesitant until the Light of Resolution... persuaded him.. "you wish to make things right between the two of you?" "...yes, desperately so..." "hmph... then do it." .... "...father..?" the harsh wind howled through the air, Dark Cacao and his troops had trashed Dark Choco Cookie's camp site, his tent in shambles and belongings scatters throughout the site. the father and son stood and stared at each other, all while Mystic Flour did her work in warping the king's thoughts once more.. "you wish to make things right, correct? then make it right." "yes.. soldiers, restrain my son." "..what..?" Dark Cacao watched as his soldiers tackled his son to the ground, pinning him down without any second thought, all while the "Light of Resolution" whispered into his ear, "soon, you will have the happy family that you desire.." .... sweets, rainbow jellies, books, warm clothes, all the things that Dark Choco could desire, nothing could get the young prince out of his silent brooding state. his room was locked heavily, chains and padlocks covering his door, as to prevent his escape, his father even made sure to lock him up in the highest tower, without a window.. his father would visit him, bring him meals, and trying to get back even a semblance of normality between him and his son.. but Dark Choco talked about nothing than about his release. "father, I-" "it is out of the question, Dark Choco Cookie, you shall not be let out until it is safe for you.." "I am not a child, father, I do not need your protection, it was you who taught me to protect myself, now, you want me to stay here, only to follow your orders like some child..?" "...." his father never replied to his questions, shutting them down whenever he speak up, leaving his heavily guarded room, and locking him all by himself again. .... the cold winter wind howled outside, Dark Choco Cookie could not sleep, he did not wish to sleep.. he had to find out what was wrong with his father, he knew that.. something was wrong... *CLANK!* Dark Choco heard the locks to his room unlock, with a heavy creek of the door opening.. "...Caramel Arrow... Cookie..?" "my prince.. come with me.. I know that the king is not well.. I aim to help aid him.... will you assist me?" "..." ....

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I dont think dark cacao is too happy

Also wtf is up with that sugar gnome?? 😭

(Storyboards from the cancelled cookie run animated series)

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I dont think dark cacao is too happy

Also wtf is up with that sugar gnome?? 😭

(Storyboards from the cancelled cookie run animated series)

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ghiaccio VS king crimson

VOLUME WARNING!!

This was a shortened version of this absolutely wonderful ICONIC video and I implore you to check it out

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I love these two

Or rather, their possible potential

It is only factual, because they did not interact particularly, but the very fact that Ghiaccio’s ability completely humiliates Prosciutto haunts me

Their statuses within the team, powers and the very attitude towards each other keeps me up at night, but I'm here to show you a funny picture