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Sometimes little girls like me need a reminder on their manners. Good thing caregivers have all the patience in the world 💗
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When my boss asked me if something was wrong, I told her that I just wasn't keeping up with all the diaper changes and bottle feedings.
"Wait. Did you and John adopt?"
"No, I decided that John would make a better baby than husband."
After showing her a photo of him, my boss really sympathized and saw to it that I got maternity leave, and then had the option to work from home. Maternity leave was a godsend. It allowed me to really focus on lactation and make sure that Johnnycakes was following the new house rules. Like no big boy words. Now when I'm working in my home office I can make sure he's getting his tummy time. Little Johnny is a big hit in web meetings.
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“It smells like you’re overdue for a change sweetheart… Let’s get that dirty diaper changed while your sister and her friends are using the bathroom and then we can all go on more rides together”
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I can't decide which I like better:
Pegging him while he's bent over doggy style and I'm leaning my full weight on him, reaching around to edge and bite him.
-OR-
Pegging him in missionary so I can tease his little caged cock, and kiss him when he moans like a good little slut.
I can't decide.
So I won't.
I'll take both.
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