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thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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Two steps ahead.

Dipper was two steps ahead.

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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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they just got to have a sleepover and nothing bad ever happened at all

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EMERGENCY MEETING; DAD HUDDLE

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Around the world around the worrrld 🏍🚗🚤

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the mario bros with princess peach and princess daisy! (this was actually super fun to draw hehehe)

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:)

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americans will, with a straight face, tell you they care about the status of women and minorities in SWANA, and then follow that up with "and that's why i support bombing them".

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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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As fucked up and traumatized and emotionally unavailable as my father was… he fuckin tried. He tried so goddamn hard. Went to PARENTING CLASSES on HIS OWN. Taught himself HOW TO READ so he could read me bedtime stories. He taught me how to be independent. How to stand up for myself. How to fight back. He taught me how to not need men like him.

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