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richie: *won’t get out of the hammock*

eddie: UGH i guEss i HAVE to climb on top of him and get in the tiny ass hammock with him and i HAVE to lie over him and make sure he’s touching my leg and i HAVE to be annoying and keep nudging his face with my foot and taking off his glasses and make sure he’s paying attention to me and i just GOTTA smile and stare at him homoerotically UGH like i really have no other choice !

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Alright. Just tryin’ to add some levity to this shit. I’ll go fuck myself.

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anyone who thinks richie and eddie were straight has clearly never been in love with their best friend but had to push it down for the sake of the friendship itself

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Please somebody turn this into a fic, but instead of using it to avoid a friend, A uses it to understand if B is flirting with him/her (despite A's mother/friend/just found it in a book gave it to the kid as a warning)

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“how would you improve the ending of IT chapter 2?”

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The Sliding Scale of Gay Math Competence

contrary to popular belief, Gays can do math, but only at MAX CAPACITY, you can either invent the laws of gravity or you can cry over fractions 

there is no in between

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wow i can’t believe mic and aizawa are the best characters in my hero academia

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my new favorite thing is looking at the names of bootlegs on youtube

iconic

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my IG followers share misconceptions they had about musicals

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oh god no

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not to be weird but from a media aesthetics standpoint this particular shot is basically perfect

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musicals as john mulaney quotes

Dear Evan Hansen

Chicago

Rent

Newsies

Heathers

Firebringer

Legally Blonde

The Book of Mormon

Hamilton

Les Mis

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Fangy Boyfriends 🦷 ❤️🖤 something rough to help with stress and because drawing sheith makes me happy 😊

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What would you do if you knew you were dying in your sleep tonight?