"Is he hitting on her?"
"All nonchalant?"
"First thing in the morning?"
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Black-footed cat senpai is so cute.
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One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it
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𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪
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me to myself every time i speak: say less
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grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*
my poor mother: please dont
me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
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i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn
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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
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Cats!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cats!!!!!!
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She’s procrastinating
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