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beckelliesden
Spicy but mostly sweet
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Ellie Beckert | aro/ace, she/her | Shit-posting blog. Mostly Good Omens and Murderbot brainrot. Main Art Blog @beckellie
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beckelliesden · 38 minutes ago
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The Illustrious Client - part 1
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"Both Holmes and I had a weakness for the Turkish bath. It was over a smoke in the pleasant lassitude of the drying-room that I have found him less reticent and more human than anywhere else. On the upper floor of the Northumberland Avenue establishment there is an isolated corner where two couches lie side by side, and it was on these that we lay upon the day my narrative begins. I had asked him whether anything was stirring, and for answer he had shot his long, thin, nervous arm out of the sheets which enveloped him and had drawn an envelope from the inside pocket of the coat which hung beside him." I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP YOU GUYS
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several more parts to come! I don't know if 'scorbutic' has another meaning but I think it's funny that Shinwell Johnson has a mild case of scurvy for no apparent reason.
This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!
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beckelliesden · 22 hours ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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beckelliesden · 23 hours ago
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Here we go...! So excited to begin previewing all the fantastic comics debuting at the fair this October! First up, @riotb0nes' stunning 'War and the Maiden'. War and a historian meet in a library at the end of the world: what follows is a reckoning between memory and myth. As ruins smoulder beyond the walls, they trade stories—the historian relentless in remembering and cataloguing every atrocity, while War, ageless and unrepentant, offers only more questions. This comic will be available digitally from October 1-31st as part of ShortBox Comics Fair, an online-only event that sees the release of over 150+ new, original comics from artists all around the world! https://www.shortboxcomicsfair.com/
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beckelliesden · 1 day ago
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you have been gif’d gay boys 🫵
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beckelliesden · 2 days ago
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Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk
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beckelliesden · 2 days ago
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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.
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beckelliesden · 2 days ago
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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.
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beckelliesden · 3 days ago
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beckelliesden · 3 days ago
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beckelliesden · 3 days ago
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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beckelliesden · 4 days ago
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beckelliesden · 4 days ago
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dunno how i got onto this side of the internet but i discovered that there has been a charge put in place on a notorious sea cucumber poacher off the coast of BC.
There was a high speed boat chase involved
They fished this guy's phone out the water in order to get the evidence they needed
he made like a million off nearly 40,000 kgs of sea cucumbers
one million dollars of sea cucumber crime is the name of my new indie band
This has been my day apparently
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beckelliesden · 4 days ago
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beckelliesden · 4 days ago
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Ooold Aziraphale animations compilation! I don’t know if I’ll ever finish it someday so I’m just posting it as it is for now!
(I got asked many times if it was AI when I posted it on insta, it is not! Everything was hand drawn in Clip Studio Paint)
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beckelliesden · 5 days ago
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writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.
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beckelliesden · 5 days ago
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Happy Pride Month, according to Google AI Achilles is a lesbian 💖😭
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beckelliesden · 5 days ago
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It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.
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