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“in all the history of big brother girls alliances don’t work out” BECAUSE OF RAT ASSES LIKE YOU. WHATS NOT CLICKING
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the “hot” white guy, banish two black people, a plus-sized woman, and an old man
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I think my favorite part of Vegas’ leak was everyone roasting Fessy.
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1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving!
6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.
Me: but did you mur-
Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school
12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!
College: It was genocide.
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Some Musicals as Clickbait Titles
Hamilton: He didn't throw away his shot- until he did!
Phantom: "The strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera, a mystery never fully explained."
Assassins: The strangest JFK assassination conspiracy yet!
The Drowsy Chaperone: This man listened to musicals so much that he hallucinated he was in one!
Heathers: This Teen Murdered Three of Her Classmates- Find Out What Went Wrong!
Les Mis: We heard this story about an obscure French rebellion- and we are LITERALLY SOBBING :'(
Into the Woods: You'll never look at fairy-tales the same way again!
The Sound of Music: New evidence has uncovered what upper-class Austrians did in light of Anschluss, and you'll never guess what it was!
Sweeney Todd: "Demon Barber": One Man's Journey of Revenge, Murder, and a Meat Grinder.
Waitress: You go, girl! This woman's journey is the most inspirational thing you'll see all year.
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so i will not act all innocent, i won’t fake apologize
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when you hoped your life would be act 1 of the musical but it’s feeling lot like act 2
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LOV RYAN MURPHY PROVING THAT GENERIC WHITE MEN ARE THE BIGGEST SOURCE OF MASS KILLINGS AND CULT IDEOLOGY BY GETTING EVAN PETERS TO PLAY THEM ALL LMAO
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when its a group project and you end up doing all the work by yourself
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