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Yes, ummm i'm still heart broken...😢💔

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favorite trope: the very important hand touch in period dramas

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I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

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the lotr films love to present gimli as the ugly, dirty, ignorantly rude comic relief when the reality is that aragorn is a sweaty, grimy, greasy-haired ranger who sleeps rough on the road and maybe bathes once a month, and legolas is a feral cat who eats dirt and sleeps in trees and threatens anyone who tries to start shit with his friends with a notched arrow to the skull regardless of the potential consequences, while gimli is a dwarf prince who actually acts the part, is well-educated and mannered, has a strong sense of honor and duty, appreciates song, poetry and other fine arts and crafts as well as food and drink, and is actually probably the cleanest member of the three hunters. anti-dwarf propaganda never sleeps.

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every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

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It never ceases to amaze me, the courage of hobbits.

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“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

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- Beau Taplin (for anonymous) 

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If various minerals really did “absorb negative energies” or whatever then you’d expect geologists to be just like the calmest most focused people ever. and yet,

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Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

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honestly i think most girls these days feel this deep restless emptiness inside them because no one has access to a field or meadow anymore. you can’t run out of the kitchen with a scarf around your head until you find the nearest empty pasture with hay blowing gently in the wind and just lay in the grass for a long time and listen to the wind until whatever is terrible and hard has passed and you remember that you are made of earth and you will be earth again and then you pick a handful of queen anne’s lace and walk home. girls don’t have empty fields to run to anymore and somewhere deep inside they know that they are missing something vital, and they spend their lives looking for it.

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Merry Brandybuck + text posts etc

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News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.