THIS BLOG IS OFFICIALLY ARCHIVED! i will be moving all crossover characters to my usual cobra kai multi which is now at @cobraes ( and several others if you’re interested ) over on: @theirlives. i would strongly recommend following both the hub & the blog/s you’re interested in interacting with just to make it a bit more obvious to me which fandom/s you’re following for.
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the cobra kai brainrot is sinking in once more ( it never left ) so like this for a starter. lengths are gonna vary because i really truly suck at actually coming up with ideas for starters, despite wanting to write them and i would super appreciate if you specified a muse / or gave me some suggestions to choose from.
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LIKED: starter call.
FOR: @queencvbra
" HAVE YOU CONSIDERED AN OPENING NUMBER FOR YOUR NEXT LITTLE . . . COMPETITION THING? " not much about that sentence is polite, though it’s clear that doesn’t bother sharpay, eyes focused on the prize & that is ( as always ) her seeking an opportunity to 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎. " 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸! " arm slides around the other girl’s shoulders uninvited, while the other sweeps out dramatically in front of them to really paint the imaginary scene. " for one all valley and one all valley only, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬. i’m thinking something edgy, pop meets rock, and a dance number inbetween. obviously. maybe i can even get troy to perform it with me. " the way she talks, it’s as if it’s already a 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕; as if tory herself can provide approval for such a 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 parade. " plus, it would be a great opportunity to advertise this year’s winter musical. "
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LIKED: starter call.
FOR: @mecwmellc ( miguel diaz )
" IS HE ALWAYS SO ARTICULATE? " question directs towards miguel, though weary eyes are focusing solely on johnny lawrence as he hands out flyers to anyone he can on the soccer pitch. it’s an interesting marketing approach, she’ll give them that. a little on the 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚢 side, but for some reason, that’s drawing her in more, eventually looking down to examine the dojo logo with bemused expression. " eagles have fangs? " that’s a new one. eyes scan the rest of the information, taking a moment to mull it over before giving a simple nod. " y’know ⸻ normally i 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻’𝘁 join out of principle. I kind of have this 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞 to rebel against the one thing everybody else is doing, but . . . the thought of being able to kick kyler & his horndog friends in the face 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 facing another suspension? that’s a pretty good selling point for me. you should've opened with that. where do i sign up? "
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LIKED: starter call.
FOR: @queencvbra
" MY BROTHER SAYS YOU CAN’T BEAT KARATE WHEN IT COMES TO REGULATED, SANCTIONED VIOLENCE FOR CHILDREN. " there’s almost something sinister in the smirk that tugs at carl’s mouth, eyes brimming with a look that can only spell 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎. " apparently it’s the only way i’m allowed to make people cry now. that, 𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘱 & 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳, and . . . i’m not really sure what slander means. " how quick smug becomes 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻, brows knitting together. he shrugs it off a beat later though. his siblings worry 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 in his opinion, but if calling some old guy sensei gets fiona off his back for a while? might as fucking well. " is it true the dude that teaches this shit is, like, ninety or something? "
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the cobra kai brainrot is sinking in once more ( it never left ) so like this for a starter. lengths are gonna vary because i really truly suck at actually coming up with ideas for starters, despite wanting to write them and i would super appreciate if you specified a muse / or gave me some suggestions to choose from.
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THE OC (2003-2007)
— 1.02, “The Model Home”
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Send "GET WAFFLED IDIOT" to throw a fucking waffle at my muse at full speed!
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PROMPTS FOR SWEARING LIKE A SAILOR
* assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
what the fuck is going on here?
i knew you'd fuck me over eventually.
you're such an ass.
shut the fuck up.
at least i'm not an asshole like you.
are you fucking kidding me?
that was a really shitty thing to say.
don't you have shit to do?
get your head out of your ass.
that would be really fucking cool.
you're such an asshole.
do you always do shit like this?
that's bullshit and you know it.
get fucked.
you treated me like shit.
would you just fucking stop for a second?
shit like that pisses me off.
you're a fucking idiot.
well, where the fuck is it?
you smell like shit.
don't bullshit me. tell me the truth.
you're really starting to piss me off.
wait until shit hits the fan.
are you shitting me?
who the fuck are you?
stop fucking around.
that was shitty of you.
i really can't be assed.
look at me for two fucking seconds.
i'vd had enough of your bullshit for one day.
don't piss me off.
i've been a shit friend to you.
i fucking love you, okay?
shit! that hurt!
well, fuck me.
why are you so pissed?
what the fuck happened?
where did you hear that shit?
fuck if i know.
i can tell you're pissed.
shit happens.
i won't tolerate that shit.
well that's just fucking great.
that was a fucking lie.
it smells like piss in here.
would you close the fucking door?
you're such a fucking asshole.
i'm taking a shit.
oh, fuck off.
you drive like an asshole.
your hair looks like shit.
put that fucking thing back.
stop waving that shit around!
you look like an asshole.
stop fucking yelling!
oh, for fuck's sake.
you've gotta be shitting me.
just fuck me over like usual.
i've never been so pissed in my life.
the fuck is going on here?
i'm too old for this shit.
you didn't have to be such an asshole about it.
that was fucking uncalled for.
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the cobra kai brainrot is sinking in once more ( it never left ) so like this for a starter. lengths are gonna vary because i really truly suck at actually coming up with ideas for starters, despite wanting to write them and i would super appreciate if you specified a muse / or gave me some suggestions to choose from.
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mouthful of birds.
dialogue prompts from mouthful of birds by samanta schweblin.
it's shit. just shit. the very worst kind.
there's not much to it. they get tired of waiting, and they leave you.
i'm sick and tired of hearing about your stupid problems.
we can't keep putting up with this. it's unsustainable.
that's how it always is, dear. it's inevitable.
i'm not anyone's sidekick. i'm just trying to help.
don't be scared. it's okay.
get going before ___ comes back.
you don't seem very happy.
it turns out, i'm still a dumbass.
stop jerking me around. what's going on?
my money is none of your business.
i can't afford to make another mistake.
make yourself at home.
you must be tired.
i'll fight for all of us.
objectivity is the foundation of any good plan.
we don't know one another. not really.
if you don't try now, you'll pay for it later.
everything unseemly moves at night.
i can't allow myself strong emotions.
it's dangerous for you to live alone.
we have to take things step by step.
no one's going to hurt you anymore.
i always think about how i feel in the moment.
from the beginning, please.
one time i tried saying what i felt. it was bad.
i like it when someone else does all the talking.
intimacy is part of being friends.
the problem with the world is that it's in crisis for love.
these are not good times for sensitive people.
i can work for you. i'm sure there's something i can do.
call me by my first name, if that's alright with you.
i'll tell a story for a beer.
i think i'm about to die.
wake up. it was all a bad dream.
you know you don't have to explain anything here.
horror and beauty: what a combination.
i'm grateful to you for thinking of me.
i slept, but i didn't rest.
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WE GOT THAT BRATITUDE !!
↳ prompts from bratz: the movie (2007)
"we were a team. we always had each other's backs."
"karma has no menu. you get served what you deserve."
"it is a big deal. friendship is a big deal."
"we have to make time for each other."
"like when you canceled your ski trip to help [name] study for finals. that’s what friends do."
"i mean, everyone at school is only friends with the people in their group, but we’ve decided to be friends with everyone."
"you and your friends have put aside all your differences and made it work."
"we gotta stand up for ourselves. show some attitude."
"fashion’s like your superpower. you shouldn’t have to hide it."
"now, being president of the school is a huge responsibility. and it is one that I take very seriously."
"neither one of you ever thinks anything through. it’s always me having to pick up the pieces."
"i'm not a snob, i'm just better than you are."
"that is so like you! you’ve always been the queen of denial."
"don’t get your pants in a twist. perfection takes time, and I’m worth every single second."
"keep talking! someday you’ll say something intelligent."
"what are you talking about, [name]? at least we don’t buy our friends with our daddy’s bank account."
"that’s interesting. we haven’t talked in two years ever since you dumped us to be the queen of the dorks!"
"you know what? you’re not as bad as people say you are. you’re worse!"
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cobra kai
taken from the tv show.
it’s karate. old-school karate.
you got a death wish, kid?
here, hold this ice on your ribs.
karate isn’t only about self-defense. it’s about protecting others.
you may get hurt, but nobody wins by doing nothing.
i’ll get the hell out of here when i’m goddamn good and ready.
because sometimes the scars you can’t see are the ones that hurt the most.
see you, kid.
you’ve learned to channel your anger, but you’re afraid.
my shoulder’s killing me.
well, always remember our first lesson, you. this is for self-defense only.
if you’re not strong on the inside, you can’t be strong on the outside.
i’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that.
i can’t believe i’m saying this, but you’re grounded.
you know those little red stickers that say “further reduced”? that means “spoiled”.
real nice friend you’ve made.
i’ve been having a real rough night.
well, i just feel like i’m coming down with a fever.
you’re saying that in life, i can’t do everything by myself and i have to rely on other people?
you can’t let that bad blood change who you are.
the more help, the better. but first, you need a gi.
i’m asking you to become more than just a soldier, son. you understand that?
also, this is really gonna sting.
look, i know you’re pissed at me. you have a right to be.
hey, rambo. kids are getting hurt.
karate is not a phase. it’s a way of life. you can leave it for a while, but it never really leaves you.
the biggest battle is always the one within.
i broke a kid’s nose. who knew these things were lethal weapons?
you don’t have to worry about me. i can handle myself.
this next part is gonna be really, really hard, okay? but this is the best way forward.
and i kept it under wraps. i didn’t want you to lose focus. needed you at your best.
just don’t forget. being a badass doesn’t mean being an asshole.
hey, wanna get some food? i know a good burger joint.
trust me, sweetheart, you don’t know the half of it.
i was in a bad place. there’s no question about that.
look, i know you’re not 100%, but you got the heart of a champion.
they kicked the fucking shit out of me.
i don’t know how i’m gonna keep going. i don’t feel safe.
and it turned me into an angry and violent kid.
you can get through anything. you know why? ‘cause you got me.
everyone’s got a sob story. that doesn’t give you the right to be a bully.
i did what you taught me. i showed mercy. why did this happen to me?
some people have it good, but the rest of us, we have to fight for every inch of what’s ours.
don’t blame yourself. blame me.
i warned you, but you just had to push it and make it personal.
instead of burying your heads in the sand, and pretending that bullying doesn’t exist, or that you could just get rid of it, what you need to do is teach kids how to defend themselves.
i’m still kind of freaked out about it.
you see what i just did there? that’s called de-escalation.
when something bad happens, you have two choices. you let it tear you down or you let it build you up.
you get back up, and you try it again.
it’s been a little rough lately. it’s nice to have people look out for you.
maybe my right way is different from yours.
the world shows no mercy. so, why should we?
problem is, my “self” is too weak.
i don’t even know who you are anymore.
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PROMPTS FOR GETTING DEFENSIVE
* assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
i said i'm fine. you don't have to keep asking.
i told you i'm all right. would you just leave?
you didn't have to come all this way for that.
i'm good! i don't need your help!
you don't have to get all defensive about it.
you just go on ahead. i'll be fine on my own.
i said it's nothing.
i can fix this myself.
just go somewhere else and leave me alone.
do me a favor and stop asking me that.
i told you what i know.
i'm just trying to help you. that's it.
i don't know any more than that.
would you just leave me alone?
if you'd just give me a second, i'll handle it.
i offer my help, and this is how you thank me?
stop pushing me away. you can't do this alone.
you keep saying you're fine, but i know you're not fine.
stop lying to me! i can see right through it!
you're just making it harder on yourself.
i handle everything myself. this time is no different.
you've got a real attitude problem, you know that?
we could get this done faster if you'd just let me help.
i'm not hiding anything.
that's not what i said at all.
that's a lie and you know it.
i don't need you to babysit me.
would you just go?
you're absolutely insufferable. you know that, right?
i hate it when you push me away like this.
how many times do i have to tell you i'm fine?
stop treating me like a baby.
i don't need you breathing over my shoulder.
get out of here before i make you leave.
there's nothing in there!
i'm not lying!
don't bullshit me. i know what you did.
we're going to get to the bottom of this.
i told you everything i know. can i go now?
i'm not saying another word.
i can't help you if you don't let me.
go away. get out of here.
i'm better equipped at facing these things alone.
you didn't see anything.
i wish you would just talk to me and tell me what's going on.
i can help you. i'd really like to help you.
just take a few deep breaths.
i'm not here to cause a problem. i'm here to help.
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