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fuckin bee brother thats a big ass bee. fuckin bee brother thats a big ass bee friday

~6 bee bee bee bee bee b b b

fuckin bee brother thats a big ass bee

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Millennials are killing... Millennials have bee...

2.32 bee ee ee

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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points

You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points

You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point

Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1.5 points

(ps make sure to say what you voted)

Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.

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They call me the girl kisser because of the way I uhm. Uh. Well. 🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨ Sney snall me the snirl snisser snecause of the snay I snuhm. Snuh. Snaill.

5.29 bee ee ee ee ee ee ee e

They call me the girl kisser because of the way I uhm. Uh. Well.

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hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

~4.29 ee ee ee ee ee ee e

(no b's?)

i think it's cinnamon or lenom

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

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tell me about bees- idc what just please talk about bees :). inhales. in the world there are around 20,000 species of bee with only around 10% of that being eusocial, so like honeybees. That 10% are not actually monarchies, as they are frequently represented. Instead, they work in a more democratic fashion with the workers actually voting!!! for descisions (such as moving hives). That doesn't mean the queen has any less of an important role as her pheromones keep the workers from developing working ovaries. If say, the queen dies unexpectedly and that happens with no replacement, a laying worker queen might show up whcih all but dooms the hive because unlike queens who can choose whether their eggs will be workers or drones, they can only lay drones. (I would like to say that the brazillian stingless bee, schwarziana quadripunctata likely is exempt from this because often a nest from their species will contain multiple queens at a time to replace the dominant queen in case of her death, unlike with most where there can only be one at a time). Why does this doom the hive? Because drones in most cases literally have no use other than for reproductions and die immedietly after mating sucessfully (bc his balls explode-) but in some species they will confuse intruders or things that disturb the nest by flying around them. on the topic of the nasty ways bees die, worker bees during the summer only live a few weeks because they literally wearing down their wings until they fall off (workers in the winter can live for months, drones live up to like three months or until they mate and queens can live for a couple years). Then the other way is stinging, workers (drones have no stingers) have barbed stingers, so when they sting something it gets stuck in the skin and rips out their intestines. Fun. Bees also have¹ a wide¹ range¹ of le¹ve¹ls of spe¹cialty. For e¹xample¹, Hone¹ybe¹e¹s are¹ massive¹ ge¹ne¹ralists but the¹re¹'s also lite¹rally the¹ blue¹be¹rry be¹e¹ (habropoda laboriosa) which is a bumble¹be¹e¹ that only pollinate¹s blue¹be¹rry flowe¹rs. thats all i have¹ the¹ e¹ne¹rgy for and also e¹ve¹rything i could think of.

~88.43 bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee 1: ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee e

yay fun bee fact's!

tell me about bees- idc what just please talk about bees :)

inhales

in the world there are around 20,000 species of bee with only around 10% of that being eusocial, so like honeybees. That 10% are not actually monarchies, as they are frequently represented. Instead, they work in a more democratic fashion with the workers actually voting!!! for descisions (such as moving hives)

That doesn't mean the queen has any less of an important role as her pheromones keep the workers from developing working ovaries. If say, the queen dies unexpectedly and that happens with no replacement, a laying worker queen might show up whcih all but dooms the hive because unlike queens who can choose whether their eggs will be workers or drones, they can only lay drones.

(I would like to say that the brazillian stingless bee, schwarziana quadripunctata likely is exempt from this because often a nest from their species will contain multiple queens at a time to replace the dominant queen in case of her death, unlike with most where there can only be one at a time)

Why does this doom the hive? Because drones in most cases literally have no use other than for reproductions and die immedietly after mating sucessfully (bc his balls explode-) but in some species they will confuse intruders or things that disturb the nest by flying around them

on the topic of the nasty ways bees die, worker bees during the summer only live a few weeks because they literally wearing down their wings until they fall off (workers in the winter can live for months, drones live up to like three months or until they mate and queens can live for a couple years) Then the other way is stinging, workers (drones have no stingers) have barbed stingers, so when they sting something it gets stuck in the skin and rips out their intestines. Fun.

Bees also have a wide range of levels of specialty. For example, Honeybees are massive generalists but there's also literally the blueberry bee (habropoda laboriosa) which is a bumblebee that only pollinates blueberry flowers

thats all i have the energy for and also everything i could think of

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i made a new notation but im afraid if i reveal the upper limits someone gonna give me something ludicrous to count so id rather not

~4.30 bee ee ee ee ee ee

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I fucking love this dude

0.66 ee

im just doing my job!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well

is this the goddamn bee movie script.

Yup

Wth anon

youve gotta BEE kidding.

Gigi, I'll kill you - 👻

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Those who dance in circles - are circle-dance-leaders. Those who study the work of circle-dance-leaders - are circle-dance-leader-experts. Those who read the work of circle-dance-leader-experts - are circle-dance-leader-expert-philes. Those who hate circle-dance-leader-expert-philes - are circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobes. Those who eat circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobes - are circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters. Those who fight circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters - are anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters. Those who pose as anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters - are quasi-anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters. Those who love quasi-anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters - are quasi-anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eater-maniacs.

Quasi-anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eater-maniacs - are those, who love those, who pretend to be those, who fight against those, who eat those, who hate those, who love to read those, who study the works of those, who dance in circles.

Count the bees in this text

Those who dance in circles - are circle-dance-leaders. Those who study the work of circle-dance-leaders - are circle-dance-leader-experts. Those who read the work of circle-dance-leader-experts - are circle-dance-leader-expert-philes. Those who hate circle-dance-leader-expert-philes - are circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobes. Those who eat circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobes - are circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters. Those who fight circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters - are anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters. Those who pose as anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters - are quasi-anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters. Those who love quasi-anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eaters - are quasi-anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eater-maniacs. Quasi-anti-circle-dance-leader-expert-phile-phobe-eater-maniacs - are those, who love those, who pretend to be those, who fight against those, who eat those, who hate those, who love to read those, who study the works of those, who dance in circles. Count the bees in this text

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(definitely wrong 🥲 or i suck at copypasting idk)

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're! right. - At Hone!x, we? constantly strive? to improve; e;ve:ry aspe:ct of be'e' e"xiste"nce*. The*se# be#e=s are= stre!ss-te!sting a ne!w he!lme!t te!chnology. - What do you think he! make!s? - Not e!nough. He!re! we! have? our late?st advance?me?nt, the Kre?lman. - What doe?s that do? - Catche?s that little? strand of hone?y that hangs afte?r you pour it. Save?s us millions. Can anyone? work on the Kre;lman? Of course;. Most be;e; jobs are; small one;s. But be;e;s know that e;ve;ry small job, if it's done; we;ll, me:ans a lot. But choose: care:fully be:cause: you'll stay in the job you pick for the re:st of your life:. The: same: job the re:st of your life:? I didn't know that. What's the: diffe're'nce'? You'll be' happy to know that be'e's, as a spe'cie's, have'n't had one' day off in 27 million ye'ars. So you'll just work us to de'ath? We"'ll sure" try. Wow! That ble"w my mind! "What's the" diffe"re"nce"?" How can you say that? One" job fore"ve"r? That's an insane" choice" to have" to make*. I'm re*lie*ve*d. Now we* only have* to make* one* de*cision in life*. But, Adam, how could the*y ne*ve#r have# told us that? Why would you que#stion anything? We#'re# be#e#s. We#'re# the# most pe#rfe#ctly functioning socie#ty on E=arth. You e=ve=r think maybe= things work a little= too we=ll. is this the goddamn be=e= movie= script. yup. wth anon. youve= gotta BE=E= kidding. Gigi, I'll kill you - 👻. @bees-official @that-weird-bee. I am going to become violent

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jesus christ this took long as hell 😭🙏

(i made a new notation [that im never gonna use again, ever this sucks] AND it looped around because there was so much) (also this is most likely incorrect af)

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well

is this the goddamn bee movie script.

Yup

Wth anon

youve gotta BEE kidding.

Gigi, I'll kill you - 👻

[bee-counter]

1 bee!

What is that thang

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We should eat Bees. You. I like you. Wasps actually benefit the environment A LOT. They contribute a lot to pollination and they help control populations of various insects. Please stop the wasp hate. Also please start promoting native pollinators and stop promoting honey bees. Sealand i always knew you were based ofc you're a wasp truther 🙏🙏🙏 us hornets and our wasp brethren are very beneficial. also we eat bees Oh well Its the cycle of life 💔😔 Wasps are cool!!! They're even sometimes better at pollinating than bees. Also if your beef with them is that they sometimes sting then I need you to sit outside calmly at a safe distance and observe them being beautiful and not hurting anyone if you have wasps where you live. They genuinely won't hurt you if they don't view you as a threat, I have picked multiple of them up bare handed and carried them outside without them even going into defense pose. Also it's kinda impossible to like bees but not wasps as there is so much overlap in the species hymenoptera that some widely adored bees are actually wasps and vice versa. /nbr/info

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We should eat Bees

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Omg they're so dapper,,,,

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Dapper indeed!

Omg they're so dapper,,,,

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Do you guys think @bees-official has seen this yet?

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Wasp-excluder

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem