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in the chillest possible way,

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i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

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you got it boss! *fucks up*

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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

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my time on bluesky has been so fucking funny to me. having an existing base + my dog seems like an algorithmic cheatcode and anytime i post him, regardless of the caption, the algorithm starts serving it to anyone's discover feed and i get a slew of replies from 45-70 y/o's that just see a dog

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Everything is $49 these days. I simply can’t fathom how anytime I want or need anything it’s always just $49. I’m sick of how every company wants $49 from me. My chest hurts.

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thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

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can i [REMEMBERS THAT TALKING ABOUT KILLING MYSELF IS NOT GREAT. THE MIND KILLER. ETC] be killed with a hammer. By someone else

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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I can't access the whole article but um. The US just bombed Iran

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The USA has just bombed Iran

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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

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sailor-moon-style reincarnation magical girls where one of them fucking killed the other in their past lives. and it's yuri

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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that

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i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

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Goodnight

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