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fireplace is such a funny word for that. i mean yeah lets not beat around the bush here; its a fire place. the place for fire. the place chosen especially to have fire. fireplace.

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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god I wish I was a sheep being gently but firmly held down and sheared by a butch lesbian

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

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I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

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remember. you can put salt in instant coffee to make it taste different

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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Dorian storm, Master Muse and Son of the Wind

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the people love me because i am always saying "Yay" and "Yippee" and "Yahoo" or some other variety of joyous expressions. i was trained to be a court jester at a young age and well it looks like that shits paying off

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*thinks about The Character too hard and starts taking poison damage*

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