bee-not-butterfly

[bee-not-butterfly]

All cookie dough is “edible cookie dough” if you’re not a fucking pussy

[bee-not-butterfly]

Is no one wishing me a happy birthday yesterday karma for me being passed out in a dumpster on Reggie’s birthday? If so that’s reasonable

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Barty: Why? Why, Reg?

Regulus: Why am I sleeping with James?

Barty: Is it a pitty thing?

Regulus:

Barty: Is he sick?

Regulus:

Barty: Are you working for the ministry? Damm it, he's holding you against your will, isn't he?

Regulus: *Walking away*

Barty, calling after him: Is it huge? I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.

Barty: Is it huge?

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the day those little shits got together a piece of me died 😔

i love sirius crashing out about jegulus but hear me out

barty crashing out about jegulus

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im w barty on this one

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:P

a reminder that its approaching 💚

@padfoot-the-dog @m0ony-the-w0lf @wormtail-on-a-string @fairies-rocks-books-spells @jfprongsie @my-name-is-lilyevans @franklyloopy @fairest--of--them-all @andromeda-chained-lady-black + anyone i may have forgot accidentally

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OOC: OK I ONLY HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF TIME TO MAKE THIS SO BEAR WITH ME

If you may have noticed, I haven’t been active on here in nearly two weeks 🥲 that’s because I’ve been grounded (I just gained access to my brother’s phone while he’s asleep which is how I’m making this) and will be grounded for probably another week (don’t ask why the reason is because my mother believes I am practically a demon on earth (that’s an exaggeration but close enough)) I’m sorry 😭

@wormtail-on-a-string @m0ony-the-w0lf @yours-truly-rab @pandas-roses @jfprongsie

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no oneeeee :3

are you sure?

i’m bored

jobs i think the marauders/skittles would have:

sirius: unemployed 💔

remus: gay 🏳️‍🌈

james: top

regulus: bottom (derogatory)

barty: serial killer 🔪❤️

evan: getaway driver 🚙❤️

peter: narc

lily: lesbian librarian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈📚

pandora: fortune teller who gives overly specific predictions

marlene: rhymes with byke

dorcas: “cyclist”

mary: idk i forget

[bee-not-butterfly]

That makes sense too. I figure me and Ev annoyed everyone we care about or would care to tell plenty with our PDA that it’s already incredibly known for us.

i’m bored

jobs i think the marauders/skittles would have:

sirius: unemployed 💔

remus: gay 🏳️‍🌈

james: top

regulus: bottom (derogatory)

barty: serial killer 🔪❤️

evan: getaway driver 🚙❤️

peter: narc

lily: lesbian librarian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈📚

pandora: fortune teller who gives overly specific predictions

marlene: rhymes with byke

dorcas: “cyclist”

mary: idk i forget

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of course I entirely see the appeal of it for other people, I wouldn’t mind a lavish wedding, and I definitely wouldn’t mind the gifts.

i’m bored

jobs i think the marauders/skittles would have:

sirius: unemployed 💔

remus: gay 🏳️‍🌈

james: top

regulus: bottom (derogatory)

barty: serial killer 🔪❤️

evan: getaway driver 🚙❤️

peter: narc

lily: lesbian librarian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈📚

pandora: fortune teller who gives overly specific predictions

marlene: rhymes with byke

dorcas: “cyclist”

mary: idk i forget

[bee-not-butterfly]

if I must 😒

i’m bored

jobs i think the marauders/skittles would have:

sirius: unemployed 💔

remus: gay 🏳️‍🌈

james: top

regulus: bottom (derogatory)

barty: serial killer 🔪❤️

evan: getaway driver 🚙❤️

peter: narc

lily: lesbian librarian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈📚

pandora: fortune teller who gives overly specific predictions

marlene: rhymes with byke

dorcas: “cyclist”

mary: idk i forget

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Nope, not married. I don’t really see a point in it, it’s just a piece of paper after all (no offense).

i’m bored

jobs i think the marauders/skittles would have:

sirius: unemployed 💔

remus: gay 🏳️‍🌈

james: top

regulus: bottom (derogatory)

barty: serial killer 🔪❤️

evan: getaway driver 🚙❤️

peter: narc

lily: lesbian librarian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈📚

pandora: fortune teller who gives overly specific predictions

marlene: rhymes with byke

dorcas: “cyclist”

mary: idk i forget

[bee-not-butterfly]

😔 I was just trying to spook him I wasn’t serious

i’m bored

jobs i think the marauders/skittles would have:

sirius: unemployed 💔

remus: gay 🏳️‍🌈

james: top

regulus: bottom (derogatory)

barty: serial killer 🔪❤️

evan: getaway driver 🚙❤️

peter: narc

lily: lesbian librarian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈📚

pandora: fortune teller who gives overly specific predictions

marlene: rhymes with byke

dorcas: “cyclist”

mary: idk i forget

[bee-not-butterfly]

or maybe I’ve been planning for all these years, who knows?

i’m bored

jobs i think the marauders/skittles would have:

sirius: unemployed 💔

remus: gay 🏳️‍🌈

james: top

regulus: bottom (derogatory)

barty: serial killer 🔪❤️

evan: getaway driver 🚙❤️

peter: narc

lily: lesbian librarian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈📚

pandora: fortune teller who gives overly specific predictions

marlene: rhymes with byke

dorcas: “cyclist”

mary: idk i forget

[bee-not-butterfly]

no fun :( but fine

i’m bored

jobs i think the marauders/skittles would have:

sirius: unemployed 💔

remus: gay 🏳️‍🌈

james: top

regulus: bottom (derogatory)

barty: serial killer 🔪❤️

evan: getaway driver 🚙❤️

peter: narc

lily: lesbian librarian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈📚

pandora: fortune teller who gives overly specific predictions

marlene: rhymes with byke

dorcas: “cyclist”

mary: idk i forget