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does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying
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i love men that know when to just shut their fucking mouth
i鈥檝e never met one
but i love the concept
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college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i鈥檝e read all week
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thank god for american public transit !!! 馃嚭馃嚫馃嚭馃嚫馃嚭馃嚫
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Your roommate is so bad at pretending to be a human, you鈥檝e started to just automatically back him up in public. Tonight he tells you how nice it is to know the only other alien in the city, and you have to break the bad news
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