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crying is so funny u just kind of sob for like a few minutes then ur just like Well. Okay. That's enough of that now. moving on

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i was literally gonna end the world. like actually. i had the ritual prepped, sky was turning red, birds were screaming, etc. and then some random girl just showed up and was like “are you okay?” AND I WASN’T. OKAY. I WASN’T. she tucked my hair behind my ear and now i don’t even wanna summon the void anymore. she said “you look tired” and suddenly world domination feels kinda cringe. i’m literally the most powerful being alive and i’m standing here wondering if she likes me back. this is so humiliating.

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i love wizards so much that it's actually ridiculous at this point. pointy hat. haunted past. robes. a tower he never leaves. he’s 800 years old emotionally and has read every forbidden text except i guess ones that tell him how to deal with feelings. i show up and say “hi :)” and he’s like “you shouldn’t be here. i’m not safe to love.” and then i ignore that completely and now he’s in love with me and it’s a whole thing.

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ok but. what if instead of like. becoming a better person or solving any of my problems. i just kissed a wizard.

like a really emotionally repressed, morally ambiguous, deeply cursed wizard.

he’s like “no one could ever love me” and i’m like “ok but have you considered being wrong and also kissing me.”

and then he does. and it fixes absolutely nothing. but we’re kissing. and that’s kind of everything.

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a poem i wrote about my desire to kiss wizards the world has enough bullets enough men with gods in their mouths and lotion on their hands me? i want to kiss a sad wizard just once he falls in love with me forever because i'm there because i said hi i think that's beautiful

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i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

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scythe

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larys posts this and criston tries to kill him

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explodes into a million bajillion pieces***

do u still think im cute hehe

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Smol Kitty