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😐🌌🐟🥪🔪🎇⚔️🗡️🔵👁️‍🗨️⚙️✨🌟☀️

Describe your Guardian using only emojis.

👈👈😎❤️♠️🥰😘🔥🤠🍜✨🤗

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dude i’m ngl lightfall haters piss me the fuck off

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would you rather

have unlimited engrams but no more guns

or guns

(unlimited guns)

and no guns

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i tore open time for you.

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Forgive and forget? No.

🔥BLADE BARRAGE🔥

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Was going through my game clips and forgot Osiris tried to kill me.

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*guy being hunted for sport like a prey animal voice* hehehee weeeeee!!! heheheee chase me chase me chase me!! x3 hooraaay!!!

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lightfall, in a nutshell

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I'm rewatching Lightfall for fic planning reasons

How/why the fuck do some people have Nimbus so much!? They're so good! Absolute delight!

'they're annoying' you probably love Cayde and pre TFS D2 Cayde was as fucking annoying. Zero personality funny guy who did bits

sorry you're not tall, funny and have a great ass. Nimbus does

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"k to marker, k1p1 rib, m1r, k, m1l, p1k1 rib, k to marker. He let the pattern fill his thoughts again."

"Ikora would love this color."

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I still am not over Calus in LF. The empty chalice he holds onto the entire time. He has everything he wanted. He is Emperor again. He has power. He has authority. His every command is obeyed. His ever whim is tended to. Any game or plaything he wants is at his disposal.

But it is a hollow victory for Calus. His cup does not runneth over. It is barren. For all the gold and opulence he has nothing. He is nothing. He has won but he has no one to share it with. There is no grand parties. No banquets in his name.

His Shadow Legion stand or prostrate in silence. They are clones who know only warfare. They do not know culture or substance or how to celebrate. They are husks. The Tormentors sent by the Witness are likewise silent monoliths. They do not speak in a way Calus can understand. They only stand by his throne, tethering him to the Witness as his 'guards'.

Calus 'won' in his own eyes but there are no banquets, there is no wine. His chalice is empty and will be forever until the same rage that took him to destroy himself in the first place takes him again. He crushes the chalice but it doesn't matter. He will always have that emptiness inside of him.

And then we kill him because we are supported by our allies, and he has nothing, and no one.

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220 laid off employees should hunt his ass for sport

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Getting emotional over Ghost again.

Like, this tiny little being spent centuries upon centuries looking for you, facing uncertainties and untold horrors, and even before finding your bones, he already knew he loved you.

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i really like how the main cast of echoes are two gay married men who won’t shut up about their love for one another, a crazy old lesbian out for blood, a lonely autistic woman and her toxic pet frog, and a weird little freak who’s the designated errand boy. and also ikora i think

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@caboosie

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*Systems online*

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Slap Rifle Sfx*

103.7

*Guardian gets killed*

REAL VEX FM

*Conversion sounds*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT TECHNO, TECHNO, AND MORE TECHNO

*Spire being built*

THIS IS NOT YOUR FALLEN VANDAL'S STATION

*get lucky by daft punk starts playing*

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i need this bat finisher so bad but no way am i paying 8 dollars for it