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we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days
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what if you just… liked yourself? just for no reason, just because you’re you—not your x or y, nothing the mirror shows that could be gone or weak or changed in a week or a day or two years from now; just the person standing in it, by themself?
consider: it could be worth finding out.
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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.
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it is literally the most fucked up thing in the world that fruit goes bad. you shoild be allowed to have a box of blackberries in the cupboard for 2 years and they are still fine to eat
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im never annoying and you're always delighted to see me on the dash
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little stinkbug STRUGGLING to produce even a slightly foul stench.
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the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form
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