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a walking study, in demonology

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Daria

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I’m on stilts. All day everyday

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I just roke up

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Do you match my freak? Have you matched my freak? When will you match my freak?

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They all sleep in the same bed like the willy wonka grandparents

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If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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Just a girl with doe eyes, tinny waist and dark hair , full peachy lips,with a brat attitude and obsession for lana del rey and older men 🎀

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This was disgusting coming from Squidward. I get he was pushed to his limit but it was unnecessarily cruel.

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delete your stupid ass caption from the pretty picture

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It finally worked folks, after successfully reciting 3 different YouTube poop punchlines, I made my girlfriend burst out laughing.. I’m gonna be getting some breakfast in bed soon methinks!