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Yo! I'm Vesp! (They/Them) (24) If you need me to tag something message me!
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"Ew that thing is so ugl-"
NO! FRILLED SHARK BEAM ATTACK!

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but i stay silly! *鈫恠aid in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen
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video i made like 3 or 4 years ago that sticks with me to the end of time
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my non-spoiler thoughts on gulool ja ja, zoraal ja and bakool ja ja are as follows:

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
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i was put on this earth as a reminder that you can always be annoyinger and weirderer
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this may just be me going into overanalysis mode but i feel like the choreography of spellcasting can tell you so much about a magic user. a snap of the fingers, for example, implies confidence, even arrogance, while hands thrust out and straining to the fingertips suggests desperation, throwing one's whole body into the spell as though hoping the physical effort will make a difference. rapid, jerky body language tells you that a spellcaster is passionate and reckless, while graceful, fluid movements demonstrate calm and concentration. some magic users may choose to stomp their feet or clap their hands when casting, channeling power through percussive motion, whilst others may see magic as a tool separate from the self, and focus is through objects like a wand or staff. a new spellcaster just coming into their power may be tentative and slow, but a practiced study of magic will be able to rely on muscle memory to guide them.
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Holy shitballs, please do this.
"The bill would require hedge funds, defined as corporations, partnerships or real estate investment trusts that manage funds pooled from investors, to sell off all the single-family homes they own over a 10-year period, and eventually prohibit such companies from owning any single-family homes at all. During the decade-long phaseout period, the bill would impose stiff tax penalties, with the proceeds reserved for down-payment assistance for individuals looking to buy homes from corporate owners."
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discord is getting shittier and shittier and people talking about it is a good thing but i hope i never have to see "skype was good actually" revisionist posting because of it
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