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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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i always feel like the forest is whispering to me, like arcadia bay is trying to tell me something. i just have to figure out the message.

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To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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Could we cancel Vegeta for deadnaming Goku?

I love the idea of cancelling him for this and not for genociding entire planets

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🔥 voice acting

Doing "a voice" is not voice acting. Voice acting is acting. Being able to go "OH BOY" in a voice similar to Mickey Mouse is mimicry and not voice acting. Unless you can take that voice places, make it sad, make it mad, make it emote in a full range - you're just doing a silly voice and not voice acting.

Anyone can voice act, but like every art it involves a lot of hard work and dedication. To quote/paraphrase Ratatouille:

"You must be imaginative, strong-hearted. You must try things that may not work, and you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. What I say is true - anyone can cook voice act… but only the fearless can be great."

Just because someone has a cool or unique voice doesn't mean they will be a good voice actor. Acting is the most important part. And if you cannot act, you cannot voice act.

Every time someone says they "bought a microphone" and are "ready to voice act" and then get hit with the question of HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY ACTING CLASSES? and they say "lol no why would I need that?" I get so fucking angry. Please stop buying expensive equipment before doing the work on YOURSELF to actually need the expensive equipment.

The "industry standard" equipment isn't the best equipment for the job, it's just what everyone uses because that's what studios ask for. If we could we'd all be using better and cheaper microphones.

Dubbing is hard work. Pre-Lay animation is hard work. Commercial VO is hard work. It's all hard. It's never easy even when voice actors will say "it was easy" we say it in a sense of "that was easier than most things I do, but it is still a difficult job." If you say "it's easy, I could do that" either prove it or sit down and shut up.

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Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?

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Unexpected connection between these series: Atsumi Tanezaki voices Chise and Kana Ichinose voices Nephy. They voiced Frieren and Fern respectively in Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End.

Also seeing how well The Ancient Magus’ Bride executes on its premise really highlights how crude an imitation of it An Archdemon’s Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride is, to the point where the latter almost feels like a parody.

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Also seeing how well The Ancient Magus’ Bride executes on its premise really highlights how crude an imitation of it An Archdemon’s Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride is, to the point where the latter almost feels like a parody.

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It just makes a lot of sense why Marcille and Laios would be good friends, really, because Marcille Will Tell You What Is On Her Mind. If she doesn't like something, she throws a tantrum. If she's down to clown, she clowns like a champ. If she has an opinion, she voices it clearly and concisely. Laios knows exactly where Marcille stands in pretty much every topic.

On Marcille's end, she's down to clown more than people give her credit for. Laios said "yo let's play with these bones and rearrange them in funny ways" and Marcille joined right in. Like, yeah, she'll want to bonk his skull in sometimes, but aside from the monster and dungeon (well, she does have this one, just differently) fascination, she's pretty much in the same wavelength as Laios when it comes to most things.

Which is cool! Because they could've made them hostile siblings in law but they are besties actually.

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villain: *takes an intimidating step towards the protagonist, leaning over them* oh, you haven't even SEEN how boobily i can breast

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the game has been out for 4 days + had a whole slew of pre-release hype, yet the only thing i've learned about Eve Stellar Blade is the fact that her 'fans' are somehow mad that she's not just full coochie out at all times, her game has a 'hard R' joke in it, and literally nothing else. unfortunate.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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im too much of a music snob to have a sex playlist i would be analyzing the lyrics mid thrust

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Small artists you need to understand that when you see an artist who you think has 'made it' tells you not to worry about the numbers and to not fret about getting more likes than reblogs they are not telling you it because they think you are stupid for caring or because they dont need to network to survive they are very likely telling you that because they have witnessed first hand the way the numbers game tears people to shreds in terms of mental health and motivation

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I started The Ancient Magus’ Bride and holy shit the animation is beautiful.