Hi, I'm Bridget. I like laughing, cats, and stuff. Happily married to @biscuit-tornado. I often panic while making sandwiches.
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Tonight I made a big ass muffaletta ❤️
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bob being silly on the set of nobody (x)
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Me: Remember that gif of hundreds of tiny rubber dicknballs being dropped on a table in slow motion? And they bounced around and it was awesome? I want those dicknballs
Jim: Babe, we got dicknballs at home
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Motivational Mengde for anyone who needs him in these dark times <3
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Sorry if this is a stupid question but what the fuck
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#it would just be me with a slightly different name#but if I went by a different handle I use#I would be a motherly aunt who occasionally visits bringing hand knit sweaters and a wagon full of fresh delicious pancakes
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For the talent portion of the Miss Caturday pageant, Marmalade is going to make you fall in love with her.
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Cricket doesn’t really have a favorite side to floomp down on when she wants pets and/or attention. This makes her ambifloomptrous.
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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
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