here for a good time and a long timeany pronouns are fine :)(Formerly its-a-disappointment-thaaanks)
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if God wiped OZZY's ass from da face of da Earth dat means evryb who smokes cigbutts rite offa da fukin pavement got bout 48Hrs left or Less
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overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE
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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious
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Please please please don't click those phishing texts
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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best part of KPop Demon Hunters is all the ridiculous faces the girls make














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not doing a face reveal but this is kinda what i look like
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More depressed immortal Twilight?

Here’s a quick drawing
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I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls
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To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs
I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned.
I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now:
Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri
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I will report you
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Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have not sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY.
My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you.
Good night.
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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