here for a good time and a long timeany pronouns are fine :)(Formerly its-a-disappointment-thaaanks)
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i don’t believe in god i don’t believe in luck i don’t believe in you i just believe we’re the enemy you don’t believe in god i don’t believe in luck they don’t believe in us BUT I BELIEVE WE’RE THE ENEMY!!!
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girly-pop the pansexual african lily who works at the blood lab check-in
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clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies
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They should ship Brennan Lee Mulligan over to the UK and make him compete in Taskmaster. I think it'd be sort of a vacation from the kind of experiments that Sam plays on him
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#my new fav mega evolution#(sorry sableye)#and this art is so awesome and cool#like dragonite is such a cutie lookie he’s so happy#look at this art!!!#pokemon#dragonite#mega dragonite
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one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me
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if God wiped OZZY's ass from da face of da Earth dat means evryb who smokes cigbutts rite offa da fukin pavement got bout 48Hrs left or Less
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overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE
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