beelijah

[beelijah]

He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice

[beelijah]

dolly varden bear fish

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝

this thang is full of meat!!!! :P

[beelijah]

You’d think that having wings means griffons could get themselves down when they climb trees, but believe you me, you’ll be getting the ladder out later today.

[beelijah]

go away forever with me

[beelijah]

Knowing you could have it if you wanted but not knowing if you want it at all

[beelijah]

take a hit

[beelijah]

embraced by mama's serpentine neck...

[beelijah]

[beelijah]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[beelijah]

[beelijah]

the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless

[beelijah]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[beelijah]

my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

[beelijah]

the summoning

[beelijah]

Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1

[beelijah]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[beelijah]

its a mystery