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lucifer satan and asmo would eat up mc with catholic guilt so badly

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I think it would be funny if sometimes the brothers exaggerated Mc’s humanness as an excuse to not do certain things, maybe it’s mainly mammon who does it but sometimes the others join in. Saying crap like

Mammon: No can do, we need to go water our human,

Demon:… what?

Asmo: water our human!!

Satan: humans need to drink 8 cups of water a day.

Belphie: And our human is to stupid to remember to drink 1 cup.

Mammon: exactly! We don’t want our human to DIE from dehydration.

when Mc finds out they’ve been doing this, mammon, beel, levi and mc had been caught outside of class, when confronted mammon shushes the person and beel wraps his arms around Mc’s head, covering their eyes and ears,

Mammon: the human has a migraine! Keep your voice down!

Demon: what why?-

Levi: BECAUSE. If humans heads start to hurt to much they explode!

Mammon: so we’re escorting them to the infirmary!

Demon:… do you guys have a hall pass?

Mammon: the great mammon doesn’t need a hall pass! And there’s no time for that! This is an emergency!

Once the demon leaves Mc is confused and speaks up,

Mc: guys who told you that..?? My head isn’t going to explode? Even though it feels like it is..

Mammon: oh eh- don’t worry about it,

Levi: we just say stuff like that to avoid situations lol,

Mc: …. I’m just gonna pretend you guys don’t do that.

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Do you think Lucifer & Mammon go out to get drinks and gossip about the others?

We know, from Asmo, that if Mammon invites Lucifer to go get drinks together, Lucifer goes along with no hesitation. And it must happen frequently enough that Asmo gets pissy when Lucifer doesn't immediately agree to his own request for the same thing.

We know that Lucifer gets Mammon to do all his (in Mammon's own words) "dirty work".

We know that part of the reason Lucifer knows things he isn't supposed to is because he gets Mammon to spy on people using his crows, which are everywhere in the Devildom

((We know the younger brothers complain about the older ones when they're drunk together))

Anyway what are the chances Lucifer & Mammon get together on a regular basis to get wasted & bitch about their younger brothers

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Guess who’s stolen my heart?

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For your consideration:

Lucifer and Mammon display nesting behaviors.

If MC takes a nap around the House, they'll wake up surrounded by a mound of blankets, pillows, and various random shirts and jackets from their closest.

They think, "Oh MC might get cold, I'll go get them a blanket." ... then another, and another, and another, and...

Then their bird-brains forget even doing it until MC wakes up or they need their clothes to go out somewhere.

Belphie has woken up in similar fabric piles before and it weirds him out that they keep doing that

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Let it snow ❄️

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omg surprise beeldia for your Saturday evening

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Money need to stop spending me

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A nice view by the beach

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Beel was legitimately the scariest of them all.

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Beel was legitimately the scariest of them all.

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1.) His Secret

Okay take two~ I'll be using most of my time to finish this before I set myself on fire... Anyway~ It's also available on my twitter, webtoons, and tapas. Irregular Updates

Extra info under the cut~

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heartbreaking:the worst people you know just started an emo band

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Trip to the human world 🤭🤭

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Bragging rights

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Barbatos from my mafia AU

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DiaMoin crossover

OM x Superman (ep4)