beelzzzebub
ars poetica
☆ like everyone else i am waiting ☆ bee ☆ 19 ☆ she/her ☆ ao3 - beelzzzebub ☆
14308 posts
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
evscabuwazi
European Solidarity Corps stories from CABUWAZI
livvybyerly
Liv’s Dream House
faas25
At the end of the day it's just the end of the day
parktv-6099-blog
행복하다
comerosas
what could go wrong?
Text
by the way i'm the reason why they send weathermen into hurricanes and shit. "it's needless and dangerous!!!!!" i don't care. every day i call into CNN and demand they send their most pathetic newscaster into a storm to watch them be knocked down by wave and wind and they sigh and say yes ma'am. and i do this all for nasty, sexual purposes, if you were wondering.
71K notes
·
View notes
Text
Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.
#elaborate wizard garb#had a costume in a show last year when i was a wizard#like three super heavy layers#basically a weighed blanket#had a button up black gown#a velvetyy smock thingy#and a black cloak with silver swirls embroidered that looked like the grisha from shadow and bone#fucking fantastic#i wish i could still wear that today
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Writing is not about 'telling an epic story' or 'making something that will outlive you'. Writing is about going "You know what would be fucking awesome?" and then committing word crimes
86K notes
·
View notes
Text
Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything
833K notes
·
View notes
Text
i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun
65K notes
·
View notes
Text
ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
50K notes
·
View notes
Text
I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to
23K notes
·
View notes
Text
Goth equivalent to live laugh love
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
thinking bout next year when im gonna have to give a senior gdbye speech for my co md :((((( got a year still but im gonna miss him :(((((
#boink#just makes me sad bc i didnt really say gbye to the seniors at the party bc i thought we still had rehearsal but no we do not :((((((#so now im thinkg bout nnnmmnn. (mr name) and i am sad#bc i like him a lot#i am gonna be sad to say goodbye#gonna miss him :((((((#i miss the now md already :(((((#she is so nice#i love her a lot
0 notes