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HELLO DEAR HEARTS I HAVE A NEW BLOG

regardless of the fact that i’ve been trash irl and not posting here whatsoever for at least 43 million years

i’ll be posting over at @officialcookiebusiness for the time being, but will still keep this domain for more general stuff. Love you all! <3

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Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you don’t really understand exactly how young you are. Like I literally babysat kids your age. And I want to remind y'all that I am an adult. And there are lots of adults on this website. And if any adult, even an 18 year old, comes on to you or makes you feel uncomfortable in any way, you are 100% within your rights to report it, and please please please don’t let yourself fall for their lines of “oh you’re very mature for your age” or some shit because I promise you that no matter what, to someone my age, you are a CHILD, and they’re preying on you. Your safety is important, so please exercise caution in all your online interactions

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Beyoncé // Lemonade

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Beyoncé in On The Run: forgiveness is me giving up my right to hurt you for hurting me

Beyoncé in Lemonade: nah

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LEMONADE songs for the signs

Aries: DADDY LESSONS

Taurus: SORRY

Gemini: FREEDOM

Cancer: FORMATION

Leo: 6 INCH

Virgo: FORWARD

Libra: DON’T HURT YOURSELF

Scorpio: HOLP UP

Sagittarius: SANDCASTLES

Capricorn: LOVE DROUGHT

Aquarius: ALL NIGHT

Pisces: PRAY YOU CATCH ME

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When life gives you lemons… slay

please do not reupload/edit thanks!

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Super Human. A short superhero comic about depression or something. Art by Stephen Morrow. Written by Johnathon O. Lyon. Lettering by boy Roland.

If you’d like to buy a hard copy of this comic, or just want to talk to John about literally whatever because he’s super down for that, hit him up at JohnathonOLyon@gmail.com.

You can also check out John’s afterword HERE. If you want.

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“You need to how learn to take a compliment,” says a grown man who still hasn’t learned how to take rejection.

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Hollywood

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May your credit card be with you.

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@vox takes on the trope of the hypercompetent female sidekick. You know her – the one who’s the smartest, toughest and most capable yet ends up being rescued by the less talented, but extremely straight, white, cisgender and male hero. 

This intersects well with discussions about the pay gap and obstacles women face in their careers. For those of us who aren’t straight white cisgender men – the persistence of being typecast as not-the-hero (or the boss, or the leader, or the expert commenter) despite qualifications, talents and capabilities is a lived reality. 

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Lemonade. Thank you Beyoncé.

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bonus [Seb’s reaction on this question]:

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Every time "the oldest" holocaust survivor dies, they always miraculously find a "new" oldest survivor.

Probably because the person, who was the second oldest living survivor before, becomes the oldest survivor when the previous one dies? 

I wouldn’t call that miraculous.

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Kylo Ren + Full Body Shots

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There is no animal, no fish and no invert in the aquarium trade, that eats poop. If your animal is forced to scrounge around and eat the waste of others, then it is starving. Feed it.