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hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

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need this

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amazon not shipping this shoe rack fast enough i gotta clean the hell up before work i got my new coffee table coming in tomorrow

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honestly finally being at a point where im like confident with my painting and watching the art industry get eviscerated by the ai is exactly like the bart gets an f episode of the simpsons

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They should invent a job that i actually want to do

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

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good read for teachers.

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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Trans Zuko is so funny to me. I’m not saying this to try and make fun of people who headcanon him as trans - trans headcanons are great and I support them. It’s just wild because it implies Ozai was out here like:

[Image description: a white woman with blonde hair is saying:

‘I can excuse burning a kid’s face, but I draw the line at misgendering’.

The words ‘burning a kid’s face’ and ‘misgendering’ have been edited in.

End description]

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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i think its so funny that alumni from schools like harvard and columbia that were there during the protests in the 60s-80s are expressing support for students currently protesting against the genocide in palestine, and random zionists that were NOT at these protests in the 60s-80s have the never ending audacity to tell these alumni "well thats different, what you protested was good and what they're protesting is bad." as if protesters against the vietnam war and apartheid south africa were not also demonized, arrested, brutalized, and even killed for their activism. history only remembers them fondly after the damage has already been done.

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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.