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SO 👏 a few months ago in the bloodweave brainrot server folks were talking about Gale being spacey and sleepy after Astarion fed on him, and my brain latched onto that like a leech. Took me a bit to work up the nerve to try doing anything synced to music, but ta-daaaaaaa~

This was particularly inspired by a little snippet written from that conversation by Mumble_Bee on AO3! Do give it a read if you want a lovely little dose of protective Astarion and silly, loopy Gale-

Idk how Tumblr works when it comes to audio, but in case it gets muted this is based on a TikTok trend using the song On Melancholy Hill 🎉

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do you have any tutorial on how to paint gold? your gold motifs are so beautiful and it's something i struggle with. Any advice would be appreciated

Thanks! Uhh it generally shifts based on the texture & shape I’m going for, but here’s my general process / rule of thumb:

Or if you lock layer transparency — or however its called in Photoshop — you can use a textured brush to quickly pepper in some highlights & shadow to add a gold-ish effect:

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achilles owning a shirt that says ‘if lost return to patroclus’ and patroclus owning the ‘i am patroclus’ shirt

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odysseus: there’s only one thing worse than death!

odysseus: [ tears paper off so that it reads “agamemnon ’s death” ]

patroclus, gasping: agamemnon

odysseus: n-

achilles: Y E S

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I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

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Jews how y’all feel about goyim LGBT people reclaiming the pink triangle? I’ve heard mixed reactions, and I just wanna know what y’all think.

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best of tumblr: gravity falls

jesus christ do i miss this shit

(you know the drill. none post mine, all belong to the respective authors, hmu/fight me if you want your post removed (or if you just. want to fight or talk), yadda yadda c: )

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Everyone look at Godzilla

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jewish gothic

- it is rosh hashana. you eat apples and challa with honey. now it is hosha'ana raba. you still eat challa with honey. it is sukkot. you are still eating everything with honey. it’s almost cheshvan. everything is drenched in honey. your mother’s eyes glisten with tears. the honey does not stop 

- shabbat shacharit begins. you open your siddur. shabbat shacharit is over. you are still on the first page. the clock shows that two and a half hours have passed

- children are singing an'im zemirot. you do not know these children. they do not belong to your shul. the song continues. everyone is singing. the children smile 

- today is pesach. tomorrow is pesach. yesterday was pesach. you could have sworn it was pesach two weeks ago as well, but there is no point in bringing that up. the only thing that exists is matzah 

- your father goes to shul for hakafot on simchat torah. when you go to shul the next morning, they are all still dancing 

- it is your bat mitzvah. you do not recognize half of the guests. you cannot find your parents. chassidic music keeps playing. all clocks have stopped

- people have been telling you that hanukkah is next week for a month now. it is still not hanukkah 

- there is a jar of gefilte fish in your grandmother’s cupboard. the expiration date reads 1974. you are the only person who ever seems to see it

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Actual orthodox jews in hospitals:  *will do pretty much anything to save a life* let me check with my rabbi who will check with serious medical professionals  *values life above all* *values medical advice and opinions* *believes in scientific advances and medicine*

orthodox jews in hospital tv shows: uh…..i think god would want me to die rather then take your medicine bc it once touched a pig and that’s the extent of my religion why don’t you get a random rabbi to come bless me 

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I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

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Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

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Labour MP Luciana Berger has condemned claims by Jeremy Corbyn supporters that she did not need a police escort, saying her protection officers were with her “all of the time” at this year’s party conference.

People began attacking her on Twitter on Thursday evening as Claire Perry, the Business and Energy Minister, reminded a BBC Question Time audience Ms Berger had to have police protection during September’s party conference.

Ms Berger faced renewed attacks from those who tried to deny the fact she was accompanied by police - despite photographic evidence - in an attempt to dismiss the antisemitic threats against her and the scale of Labour’s crisis on the issue.

One Tweeter accused Ms Berger of “disgracefully smearing” Mr Corbyn and claimed her police protection was a “lie, confirmed by Merseyside Police”.

After receiving wave of abuse, Ms Berger shared the police statement, pointing out it had only said she did not receive “armed” protection.  

She wrote: “Read it closely. The clue is in the word ‘armed’. The police with me weren’t carrying guns. But they had tasers & batons.

“If my family and I could work, live and go about our business like everyone else we gladly would.

“That so many people are so keen to attack/deny/smear/obfuscate and I have to talk about my personal safety is indicative of a serious problem.”

She added it was “particularly galling” that “the same people who are having a go have literally NOTHING to say that our party withheld (from both me & the police) details of a physical threat made against me”.

“I thought I joined a movement that believes in solidarity for all. Clearly not,” she added.

Earlier this month the JC reported that the party failed to contact Ms Berger over antisemitic threats made against her, despite the fact they had become the subject of a Metropolitan Police criminal investigation.

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if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win

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NO YOU CANT DO THAT

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absolutely same