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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

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anyone here have that comic that's two girls inviting an angel to a cafe to ask them questions, and as the angel is listening to the two girls the angel sees a breakdown of everything around it, how the telephone poles work, the water cycle, one girl's respiratory system, etc, and the girls ask how the angel sees the world, and then they ask 'can you kill my boss? its ok to say no'. anyone have this comic

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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I had a dream last night about a Family Guy reboot in which the characters were all coated in blue rubber. They were wandering the forest, searching for the forest temple.

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life

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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life

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revealing yourself as monstrous and inhuman and expecting me NOT to fall in love? ok….

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collect my flop posts

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one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food

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my favorite block on the aids quilt

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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