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"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

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Hope for the democratic party?

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this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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Big if true

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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Birthday (Self Portrait at Age 30) 1942. Dorothea Tanning. Color lithograph of an oil painting

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Darth Cel

the template would later branch out to any negative word, but the original naming scheme for sith lords was darth + a negative word starting with 'in', with the front cut off. e.g. Darth (In)vader, Darth (In)sidious, etc. in a return to tradition, my star wars property centres the fearsome Darth Cestuous

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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

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It is hilarious making hookup arrangements as a busy adult… looking forward to seeing your pussy in ten business days

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My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

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I drew this in a fugue state last night

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