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bees-dont-like-me · 2 months ago
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There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!
Have fun everyone!
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bees-dont-like-me · 4 months ago
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bees-dont-like-me · 5 months ago
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bees-dont-like-me · 5 months ago
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so fucked up that walter white is out there right now stealing christmas. just hauling that shit away. and lying to jesse that he’s just taking his tree back to his workshop to fix it up because there’s a light on one side that won’t light quite right and getting him a glass of water and sending him back to bed?? that’s fucked.
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bees-dont-like-me · 6 months ago
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bees-dont-like-me · 6 months ago
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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
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bees-dont-like-me · 6 months ago
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It’s that time of year, again!
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bees-dont-like-me · 7 months ago
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bees-dont-like-me · 7 months ago
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Today’s the day
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bees-dont-like-me · 8 months ago
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bees-dont-like-me · 8 months ago
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bees-dont-like-me · 8 months ago
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never forget
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bees-dont-like-me · 8 months ago
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bees-dont-like-me · 8 months ago
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bees-dont-like-me · 10 months ago
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Reminder to drink some wotah
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bees-dont-like-me · 1 year ago
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bees-dont-like-me · 1 year ago
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so much coverage on met gala but they’ll try hard to hide that there is a huge crowd of protestors outside the met rn in support of palestine that have been marching across the city all day. meanwhile israel is bombing and enacting their invasion on rafah as we speak
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